Hero: Why is it taking you 3 days to write me a sex scene?
Me: Because it’s hard!
Hero: Yeah it is.
Me: Er, um, you know what i mean! Now go away and behave!
Hero: Babe, I don’t ever behave, which you should know, you wrote me…
(speaking of which, while my current hero is driving me batshit crazy, leave me a comment with your favorite Shalvis hero and which book he came from and three of you will win the backlist title of your choice!)