Yesterday I went out to breakfast for lunch (my favorite thing to do) with Alpha Man. As we were leaving, I slowed and stared at the huge bowl of candy at the hostess area. I heard Alpha Man laugh beneath his breath and then, outside, this conversation took place.
AM: Take a cold shower, honey.
Me: What are you talking about?
AM: You were staring at that guy…
Me: What guy?
AM: The one that looks like he’d fit right in on your Facebook page.
Me: There was a hot guy and I missed him?
AM: What were you looking at?
Me: The Kitkat bars in that bowl!
Alpha Man about busted a gut laughing. I’m still bummed I missed the hot guy. And how sad is it that my eyes honed in on the candy over said hot guy in the first place?????