A deadline is looming over my head and yet the camera on my phone woke me up the other morning, calling my name.
“Psst!” my camera said. “Forgetaboutwork … I’m more fun.”
And damn if my camera wasn’t right. It was WAAAAAY more fun to walk along the Truckee River than work. And I only had to climb two fences and pass a DO NOT TRESPASS sign …
I cut my calf. Never let it be said that I don’t suffer for my art. At the time though, mostly I was worried about the scent of my blood drawing bears and coyotes oh my.
Probably I should have been more worried about where I parked, since I got a ticket.
If Alpha Man is reading this, I’m just kiddin’. Of course I wasn’t stupid enough to park in the same place I parked last time. And I most definitely wasn’t stupid enough to get yet another ticket. Probably.
And if my editor is reading this, this whole blog is a figment of your imagination because I am writing. Writing like a dog. I swear it.
On the two tickets I didn’t get …