September 7, 2017


Yesterday I went out to breakfast for lunch (my favorite thing to do) with Alpha Man. As we were leaving, I slowed and stared at the huge bowl of candy at the hostess area. And then, outside, this conversation took place.

AM: Need a cold shower?

Me: What are you talking about?

AM: You were staring at that guy…

Me: What guy?

AM: The one that looks like he’d fit right in on one of your covers.

Me: There was a hot guy and I missed him?

AM: What were you looking at?

Me: The Kitkat bars in that bowl!

Alpha Man about busted a gut laughing. I’m still bummed I missed the hot guy. And how sad is it that my eyes honed in on the candy over said hot guy in the first place?????

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  1. You’ve got your priorities right! You’ve already got a hot guy so of course chocolate would catch your eye. :good:

  2. Love your stories, that could go in a book.

  3. Thank you, Jill! I needed that!! Wonderful story…it is book-worthy! Sounds like something I would do!! :yahoo: :yahoo:

  4. Priorities, priorities, priorities? Candy/cookies then hot guy??

  5. My coffee shop has no candy – or eye-candy. Sigh.

  6. I hope you are writing all these “conversations” down and one day write “your own” book. From Alpha Man conversations to your I love Lucy moments = CLASSIC !

  7. Always go for the chocolate! :good:

  8. LOL, you are the best. Thanks for that laugh. I needed it. You should have said to your AM that you were so into being with him you did not notice the hot guy. That would have pumped him up. Even if you were still wishing you had seen the hot guy AND have the Kit Kat.

    Enjoy your day. Take care.

  9. Missed,a hot guy and a KitKat? Life is not fair :mail:

  10. Like everyone said – you have a hot guy already so candy radar.

    The same here – we are celebrating our 26th Anniversary today by going to watch our Grand-daughter cheer at the JV Football Game.

  11. Hey, it was chocolate ! You couldn’t help yourself. The Chocolate was calling you ;)

  12. :yahoo: Candy candy or eye candy. My eyes would have gone straight to the candy candy too. Sucks you missed a good cover guy.

  13. Now, as someone who does not have a wonderful Alpha Man, it seems to me, focusing on Kit Kats when you have your own Alpha Man makes perfect sense.
    After all, it would not do to overdo and try to gather too many Alpha Men but there is no such thing as too many Kit Kats.

  14. Alpha man should be happy about your “blindness” because it shows how satisfied-happy-content (etc) you are in your relationship with him. I think he owes you a box of . :heart:

  15. :wacko:

  16. Glad to know I’m not the only one. I needed that laugh. Thank you Jill.

  17. B-) Lol You crack me up.I also would have saw the candy first. :bye:

  18. The pull of chocolate is hard to beat!!

  19. Chocolate always rules!

  20. :yahoo: How could you miss a hot guy? I’d be upset too!But look on the bright side, Chocolate on a hot guy is a good ideal! !o! Have a great day.

  21. What a funny conversation with Alpha man. It sounds like a great conversation I have heard where I work between co workers who are dating. :yahoo: :yahoo: :yahoo: :yahoo: :yahoo:

  22. Conversation between me and my dear husband yesterday:

    Me: Women who work at See’s Candies shouldn’t wear colored underwear.

    DH: What?

    Me: That girl walking back to the See’s store, has on blue underwear.

    DH: Where?

    Me: You missed her…she just went back in the See’s store. She came out of Target right ahead of us…you didn’t see her?

    DH: Ummmm…I didn’t pay attention to her underwear…she’s a kid with an after school job.

    Me: Yeah…right…

    DH: I saw her, but the only thing I noticed was that she was Caucasian, 5’4″, 120 lbs, dark hair in a bun, and bought some chips and a soda.

    Me: I guess you can’t take the 9-1-1 dispatcher out of the DH!

  23. Chocolate over rules everything

  24. Bwhahahahahaha! Love it!

  25. :grin: Good conversation!!! :heart:

  26. :yahoo: :-) :yes: :razz: :shock: :lol:

  27. I just love you guys!

  28. Absolutely love it!

  29. pret de 25000 euros – Credit a la Consommation, emprunter avec 1000 euros

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