August 28, 2017

The tales of Frat Boy & Dumb Ass

I am HARD at work, writing outside in the woods as I tend to do. I have Frat Boy and Dumbass with me, and lo and behold, a group of five guys on bikes come through. All shirtless. All very nicely … proportioned. And what does Dumbass do? She leaps up from her nap at my feet and goes postal, scaring one of the guys into falling over. I pretended I didn’t know her but proud of herself that she’s conquered this threat, she trots right back to me. Gah. Dumbass is banned from writing time until further notice…

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  1. Well, he couldn’t have been very manly if he was scared right off his feet! :D

  2. Good girl D.A.! ❤

  3. Oh now, you can’t blame Dumbass – she’s just doing what a dog’s gotta do to protect the source of the food, and comfortable foot pillow. How manly can a guy on a bike be is one barking dog makes him fall over?? How would such a man cope with pine cone chucking squirrels? Sometimes you must ignore the physique and ask yourself the deeper questions.

  4. Isn’t that the way it always works. Gah

  5. Protecting Mom…. deserves a cookie !

  6. Sounds like the guy needs training wheels on his bike. Good doggy, D.A. Protecting the property.

  7. Awe She was only snagging you some man candy or writing inspiration!

  8. Good doggie!

  9. Let me understand this. You took a picture of the DOG – not all the guys on the bikes?????????

  10. WTG Dumbass. Nice job protecting mom (and your source of treats), earning yourself a little social media exposure, and possibly securing a spot in a future book.

  11. LOL! He just couldn’t help himself.

  12. Aw, Jill…she was just protecting you, as Alpha Man taught her to do. Especially with “hawt” guys… :wacko:

  13. Awwww look how precious she is, snuggling with your foot. She just wanted to give you a chance to admire the guys, just to say hi, she orchestrated it the only way she knew how.

  14. Did Frat Boy make it over to the man and get a crotch sniff in before the guy got back on his bike and rode away?

  15. I have to agree she probably thought she was protecting you. Scooby snack for her.

  16. Awww…hers was protecting her Gramma! Hers a good girl! ❤️

  17. Hey … ya do what ya gotta do for blog mentions. Cuz yanno, any mention is better than no mention. ;-) :whistle: ;-)

  18. Was protecting those hot guys from you.

  19. mom!!!! she thought you needed protecting!!!!! LOL!!! :yahoo: :grin: :lol:

  20. She was just trying to protect you. You should be proud of her!

  21. She was just protecting you from those gorgeous hunks!!

  22. Oy, Dumbass! She’s trying…what, I’m not sure…. ;-)

  23. Oh how sweet protecting you from the big bad hunky guys♡ Unfortunately Mommy did not want to scare them away- isn’t always the way. So cute none the less

  24. :yahoo: love your posts. Makes my day and I can just see the kid fall. Lol. Good one for a story.

  25. Dumb Ass was just protecting you. LOL I love both dumb ass and frat boy so cool

  26. You’ve always said she earned her nickname. But she has such a sweet face.

  27. Aw, Dumb Ass looks like she got hurt protecting you! Poor baby… she needs a hug and a treat!

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