conversations

Alpha Man put in a very long day on the lake working Disabled Sports, which he's been doing several weekends every summer for fifteen years now. He came home completely sun and wind burned. Day two, I forced him to wear sunscreen and a hat, which just happened to be a Giants hat. Oh and I have I mentioned he's half deaf? This is how just one of our many of our conversations went: Alpha Man: I look ridiculous.

Me: You look like a Giants fan.

Alpha Man: Good, because I am a vagina fan.

Me: No, I said ... you know what, never mind.