Dead pup walking...
Dobby, aka Dumbass: Satan, I love you. I want to marry you and have your kitties.
Satan: Look at me and die.
Dobby: I can't stop looking at you, you're so beautiful.
Satan: You're a dead puppy walking and you don't even know it.
(Caption this pic and I'll draw three names from the comments. Winners can pick my upcoming HOLIDAY WISHES or CHASING CHRISTMAS EVE!)