May 22, 2017

It Must Be Monday

So came home to this face from Frat Boy, and I’m not even going to tell you what he did because it’s gross. But suffice it to say that it involved the tender viddles in the kitty litter … and yes, he knew he’d been bad.


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  1. I get that face from my 3 little devils and the breath would knock you over. Have a great day. Can`t wait for your book

  2. Tastes like chicken.

  3. Yeah, I did it, what’s it to ya?

  4. You left me alone without kibble!

  5. I believe if that dish had had a touch more catnip, it would have been absolute “pur”fection!

  6. You’re surprised? You did name me Frat Boy for a reason.

  7. What mom? I have been sitting here the whole time!

  8. You like your ‘cookie’ snacks I like my ‘kitty’ snacks.

  9. What mom? I have been sitting here the whole time!

  10. But mom they taste so good….you just throw them away.

  11. Yes. I did it. No. I’m not sorry.

  12. What do you mean you won’t give me a kiss?

  13. I thought they were tootsie rolls!

  14. Don’t judge me. I like what I like. You like what you like.

  15. I have the right to remain silent. I’m protected by the 5th amendment

  16. Ha ha. My granddog did the same thing when I babysit her. Drove me nuts. I had to keep her away from the litter box. ugh.

  17. I’m sorry but I will do it again!! Can’t wait for the new book..

  18. “What chu talking about? You have NO proof! Come, let me give you kisses…”

  19. Those are bits of silver fairy dust on my snout, they are NOT pieces of kitty litter! Yep, that’s my story and I’m sticking to I!

    P.S. I would love you to incorporate a storyline about coprophagia just because I like the word, NOT the concept but perhaps a meet cute at the pet store over how to prevent/stop this doggie fascination. Hope you’re starting to unfreeze.

  20. “Excuse me, but do I have any crumbs on my face? I used a napkin…but I feel like I might have missed a apt.”

  21. Yummmly! They taste like candy!

  22. Well Mom, I’m not sayin’ I did and I’m not sayin’ I didn’t.

  23. Don’t look at me that way. You were late, I was hungry. What else was I supposed to do?

  24. What? You left me! You had to expect SOMETHING!

  25. Sorry not sorry.

  26. Whatchu doing? (In the Joey voice)

  27. “I was just trying to help clean the box…”

  28. Did you SEE me do it???

  29. Just so you know: I’ve taken care of the litter box for you. It is now clean. You are welcome, Mom!

  30. I’m ready for my close-up

  31. Kitty Litter Bits! The caviar of fancy dogs everywhere!Frat Boy YOU are worth it!!! ;)

  32. But mom….you just don’t understand..

  33. Oh, Mom. I really tried to resist. Called my sponsor but he wasn’t answering. I really need a meeting and I need it now!

  34. I’m weally sorry…but, but, I had to do it

  35. I swear I didn’t do it .Ask anybody I’m really good

  36. “Just had dinner . . . what’s for dessert?”

  37. Nope! Didn’t do it! That’s my story and I’m sticking to it!

  38. No regrets.

  39. “Yea, I did it. So what ?”

  40. I was bored on my first day of summer vacation!

  41. I know I did it and you know I did it. Can we just get this overwith so we can be friends again??

  42. Just hang that placard around my neck, take the photo, and be done with it.

  43. “what, you have your Tootsie rolls, I have mine”.

  44. Dumbass and Cali dared me to do it!

  45. “What you talking ’bout, Willis?”

  46. I was trying to help you and clean the litter box for you.

  47. I’m trying to cut down but I had a relapse.

  48. “Ummmm…I luv you and missed you.”

  49. Delicious hors d’oeuvres mom

  50. You eat chicken nuggets, and I eat butt nuggets.

  51. Not sorry…

  52. I did it. I am not proud of it. And honestly, the presents the cats left me are making feel a little sick. I think they are out to get me. No punishment needed.

  53. It is your fault. I told you that I don’t do well by myself. You shouldn’t have left me.

  54. I did nothing, I know nothing. The cat lies.

  55. The cat wasn’t harmed in this escapade,but she kept giving me THE LOOK

  56. I regret NOTHING :!:

  57. But Mom, my friend Lily says it protein and good for me! She knows first hand about this because she consumes Daisy’s. Lol!

  58. Oh dear I think I goofed and my human mommy is so mad at me,I’m not sure if I can lick my way out of this one!!!!!!

  59. I love Kitty Roca. No one can eat just one.

  60. I regret NOTHING!

  61. Well, poop, Mom….wasn’t that bad…huh?

  62. I feel no shame whatsoever. :-)

  63. I know you don’t like it but…(I don’t care!)

  64. What’s your problem?

  65. Scooby snacks have calories?!

  66. But it tasted so yummy mom!!! Come try for yourself.

  67. Cat Box Crunchies: the caviar of the dog world.

  68. Oh mom the cat asked me to clean the litter box for him. :yahoo: :yahoo: :yahoo: :yahoo: :yahoo: :yahoo: :yahoo: :yahoo: :yahoo: :yahoo:

  69. You still love me anyway, right Mom?

    From the euphoria of your book in Rite Aid to Frat Boy. It’s definitely Monday.

  70. Uh… I thought they might be tootsie rolls that the evil cat had buried in the stinky box and I was trying to save them???

  71. Remember, it’s innocent until proven guilty, Mom. I’ve been set up by my enemy, Satan, er I mean Sadie! Remember, Mom, Cats are EVIL!!!

  72. I don’t know what came over me…please forgive me….:(

  73. I was just helping you clean out the kitty pan, wanna kiss?

  74. I Highly suggest next time you feed the cat steak.

  75. But Mom, Satan..I mean Sadie told me they were candy and I had to wolf them down before Callie got them. It’s not my fault.

  76. Aw Mom, it’s just a doggy thing. I was helping you by cleaning out the kitty box!

  77. Ah mom I’m your little helper don’t get mad at me !!!!

  78. I admit nothing…

  79. But mommy who wuvs you mostest

  80. Caption could read: But I love you Mom.

  81. Caption could read: You know I love you mom.

  82. That is definitely a “What? Who, me?” face. Not a trace of guilt showing. I think maybe he should take up poker…

  83. Don’t look at me like that. I’ve seen you binge when you’re bored.

  84. Kiss me, Hot Momma!

  85. But, it tastes like chicken, mom!

  86. Awww mom..I was so hungry I couldn’t help myself.

  87. I just couldn’t help myself!!

  88. I am sooo pleased with myself cos these were “fresh and tasty”.

    Beau and Cuddles (both labs) would get into Bailey’s leavings even though both boxes were barricaded. She now has a covered box that they leave alone. Just glad Dexter hasn’t acquired a taste for them yet – but he is almost out of puppyhood.

  89. A haiku by Frat Boy:
    Mom likes Oreos.
    I like tender cat vittles.
    Pics? Didn’t happen.

  90. :oops: But Mom! I thought it was Kitty Roca!

  91. Hey! Look who’s callin’ who potty mouth. :whistle: B-)

  92. [email protected]
    Mom! It wasn’t me! I swear it.

  93. I am a dog. I cannot help it. Please forgive me. (said in a very somber and serious voice)

  94. Kissie, Kissie!

  95. Madam, you disparage my good name. I attribute my handsomeness to my impeccable taste. Would you care to join me?

  96. what? me worry? I know you think I am adorable.

  97. I’m innocent, honest!

  98. Have I told you how much I love you ❤️❤️How about a kiss

  99. Have I told you how much i love you ❤️❤️

  100. I’m a seal. Frat boy went that way :arrow: :arrow:

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