March 15, 2013 | Filed under: Stuff
Me: Are you going to wear that?
Him: All day. Why? What’s wrong with my t-shirt and jeans?
Me: I think we have to dress up for the dinner party thing later.
Him: Okay. (He tucks his t-shirt into his jeans) Ready.
Him: Wait. (he runs his fingers through his hair). There. NOW I’m ready.