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February 26, 2013 | Filed under: Stuff

“Mom, I have to bring an entree to the basketball feed. What’s an entree?”

“A main dish.”

“Uh oh. Okay, I’ll call and see if I can bring drinks instead.”

“Why?”

“Because you don’t cook entrees.”

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  1. Tammy M. says:

    Doesn’t she know you’re too busy spreading steamy stories to many people across the world?! I will offer up a casserole if needed, I’m just being selfish though. You having more time to write or cooking….?

  2. Cathy says:

    a platter of cookies does that count as an entree :grin:

  3. jan says:

    The truth hurts!

  4. OH-Ang says:

    I am with you in the no entree club! My daughter always knew that we are the drinks and/or paper product family. :lol:

  5. Audri Cox says:

    Soooooooooo, how’s it feel to have one less kid? Surely she didnt survive that comment…. ;-) Kids ar just like husbands, cant live with’em cant live without’em.. LOL

  6. Judy F says:

    she knows her mommy

  7. LeeAnn says:

    dang! :roll:

  8. Anita says:

    I’m………..still……….laughing……..!!!!! :lol:

  9. Donna Antonio says:

    Sounds like my kids

  10. MaryAnne says:

    Don’t feel bad. I don’t do appetizers, entrees, desserts or snacks and if you find a glass, hell you’ve found yourself a drink. Not every woman has been given the culinary touch. Why is it that the ‘woman’ should know their way around the kitchen when most of the greatest chefs of the world are men? Fine…let them have at it :smile:

  11. Bailey Stewart says:

    Yes you can … preheat oven to 350, lift cover over chicken and cook for 30 minutes …. it says so on the box.

  12. Jen P. says:

    Tee hee. Our children know us best! Go get a Stouffer’s lasagne and bake, then take.

  13. Kathleen O says:

    We have a place called M&M’s here in Canada where I can go and get any pre-cooked entrée I want, take it home and heat it up and put it in a casserole dish… DA DA…I slaved over a hot oven… See you can do this too…

  14. Juhi says:

    JUst CAnt StOP laUGHinG!!!!!! hahahah :p

  15. Michelle says:

    Ha Ha Ha Ha – To make you feel better, my son called me yesterday at work and says, “Can you go by Walmart and buy some cheap sheets.”
    I said, “Why do we need cheap sheets.”
    “I’m building a boat.”
    “A boat?”
    “Yeah. A sail boat”
    “Where the hell did you come up with the idea to build a boat?”
    “You tube.” *sigh* :???:

  16. CateS says:

    OUCH!!

  17. Tracy Gilpin says:

    :) not everyone was born to cook, just like not everyone was born to write. You do what your skill set allows you to do – sounds like they haven’t starved yet, so you’re doing something right! Have a wonderful day and stock up on the cookies!

  18. Kim Akers says:

    I work with someone who considers “bake-and-break” cookies to be homemade because they were baked in her oven which just happens to be in her home. Same thing counts for stuff you buy elsewhere and dump in your casserole dish. If it comes out of your home, it’s homemade.

  19. Melanie says:

    LMAO I love the stories you share about your family. I was born without the cooking gene so it’s best that we don’t have kids. They would definitely be bringing cups and drinks to every event. I don’t have those issues with the furry children. :)

  20. Becky says:

    :o TOO funny!

  21. Donna M says:

    :lol: What can I say?!!! :grin: I love your stories because what is more funny than “real life”? Kids!!! They say the darndest things, even when they get older!!! :roll:

  22. Texas Book Lover says:

    Ha! Gotta love em!

  23. Maxcine says:

    My kids always knew to sign up to bring drinks or a salad for anything. It was always my job to bring the salad, drinks and chips to the in laws. At Thanksgiving I would bring something extra, pumpkin bread. I am really shocked that it always turned out right, most everything else I cook doesn’t, just didn’t get the cooking gene. My mother-in-law was a gourmet type of cook, everything she cooked no matter how complicated always looked and tasted like it should, so I was very shy about cooking around her for sure. At least you got the writing gene, I didn’t get that either or any other talent gene.

  24. Marcy says:

    The definition of entree is: a dish served as the main course of a meal.

    So anything can be an entree. Cookies? Yes. Crackers & cheese? Sure. Chocolate? Of course. It says nothing about being cooked. There’s also ‘entree salads’ that your daughter can make herself. LOL

  25. Quilt Lady says:

    I am so glad my son is out of school. Don’t have to do those things anymore.

  26. Deb says:

    If we all offer up an entree, we should get the kid safely through graduation…college graduation. Meanwhile, Ms Shalvis…keep writing, because sadly, we all read faster than you write.

  27. Steffi K says:

    if I have to bring the entree’ and I ask my mom she says the same thing “You cook pasta and its always good do pasta or chicken!” just goes to show she thinks my cooking skills only involve pasta or chicken

  28. Eileen A-W says:

    This does not only happen to you. My kids know to sign me up for desserts because I love to bake. WHenever I am super stressed, beating that butter to make cookies is such a wonderful relief!! :razz:

  29. Bailey Stewart says:

    Tell her that girl scout cookies smothered in gravy is an entree …..

  30. Kathy Rando Giannone says:

    First, how old is she that she doesn’t know what an entree is? Second, if she didn’t know what an entree was, why did she sign you up for it? Just asking… I definitely agree that if you aren’t cooking inclined, get something from the store, heat & send it in. Or, as your daughter suggested, she should call & change the plan.

  31. Melissa Hilles says:

    haha thats awesome. insulting but awesome.

  32. Kelly S says:

    She could make the entree. After all, she is the one who committed to do so.

  33. ajdean says:

    if i did that to my mum she would have said do it yourself you know where the kitchen is. or though you should be lucky that she didn’t ask alpha man what an entree is.

  34. Carrie G says:

    I can totally hear that conversation in our house. My kids didn’t grow up saying, “What’s for dinner?” they said, “Are you cooking tonight?”

  35. Jo says:

    I am in Australia and here we call entree’s the course before the main course,I was a little confused( granted thats not that unusual for me!) then I googled…. phew, no more confusion. :smile:

  36. Marcella says:

    I’m in Denmark and was also very confused as entree (= French for ‘start, beginning, front, hallway’ etc. depending on context) in Europe also means the dish(es) preceding the main course.

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