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January 17, 2013 | Filed under: Stuff

Middle’s puppy:
Satan, I love you. I want to marry you and have your kitties.

Satan:
Look at me and die.

Middle’s Puppy:
I can’t stop looking at you, you’re so beautiful.

Satan:
You’re a dead puppy walking and you don’t even know it.

(Caption this pic and I’ll draw three names from the comments. Winners can pick the book of their choice! )

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Rachel says:

Take a photo fido, it will last longer !
Posted on January 17th, 2013 at 4:40 am
Courtney M says:

Satan: ” You lookin’ at me, eh? I said, Are you lookin’ at me? Cause once this doors open, you better run… Run fast dog… Run fast!”
Posted on January 17th, 2013 at 4:46 am
Amanda says:

Middle’s Puppy: haha Satan is stuck outside while I get to drive Jill crazy! Poor kitty.

Satan: Jill is taking him to the vet and he has nooo idea! Poor sucker.
Posted on January 17th, 2013 at 5:01 am
Michelle C. says:

Here puppy, puppy….Satan won’t hurt you. (Evil laugh)
Posted on January 17th, 2013 at 5:06 am
Sandi in OH says:

Satan: I told you that you can’t come in with dirty feet.
Posted on January 17th, 2013 at 5:13 am
Lala says:

Puppy: Ha, you are stuck outside!
Satan: Do I seem to you as if I cared? (All dogs are sooo stupid!)
Posted on January 17th, 2013 at 5:47 am
Kathy C. says:

Satan: Mmmmm… that tasted good and you can’t get none. Hahahahaha…

Puppy: *drool*
Posted on January 17th, 2013 at 5:55 am
Amy says:

Now listen up, dog. This is how it is going to happen…
Posted on January 17th, 2013 at 6:00 am
Leza says:

Let me in and I promise I won’t drool all over you!
Posted on January 17th, 2013 at 6:13 am
Patoct says:

Ooh, My God. All this time I thought I was a dog.
Posted on January 17th, 2013 at 6:27 am
MaryAnne says:

“There’s a reason for the doors. You got your side and I’ve got mine – 50/50. Remember it – file it. Got that Poochie?”

“Ah…yup.”
Posted on January 17th, 2013 at 6:30 am
Katie says:

“Day 121 of the experiment, and it’s all going according to plan. The dog is enamored. Now, we commence stage two: operation let slip the dog of war…”
Posted on January 17th, 2013 at 6:31 am
Porscha Stocklin says:

Satan: “Don’t give me the puppy dog eyes, it was you who went in my litter box wasn’t it!?”
Puppy: “No, it was Frat boy i swear!”
Satan: just wait til the humans are asleep, I’m gonna show you how i got my name!! LOL
Posted on January 17th, 2013 at 6:36 am
Readsalot81 says:

Satan : What is the password mongrel?

Puppy: ……*crickets*…..
Posted on January 17th, 2013 at 6:42 am
Mary W. says:

Satan: Let me in.
Puppy: Not by the fur on my chinny chin chin.
Satan: Then I’ll huff and I’ll puff and I’ll meow my way in.
Posted on January 17th, 2013 at 7:04 am
Jen D. says:

“Man, I have the worst doghead in the morning! And humans think bedhead is bad.”
Posted on January 17th, 2013 at 7:12 am
Barb Cotter says:

You can come a knockin’ but you can’t come in…
Posted on January 17th, 2013 at 7:22 am
Vandy B says:

Puppy: I want to play
Satan: I am sorry but I know that you emit toxic puppy germs. I have, therefore, sequestered myself behind this puppy-proof glass so I will not die.
Posted on January 17th, 2013 at 7:26 am
Sharon says:

Satan: That food was delicious!Paw licking good!
Middle Puppy: Did you eat it all! I want in!
Satan: YUMMY!
Posted on January 17th, 2013 at 7:34 am
Ashley McLure says:

My daughter came up with this..

Satan: “Can’t Touch This”..
(followed by rendition of M.C.Hammer)
Posted on January 17th, 2013 at 7:34 am
Leslie S says:

Puppy: What the…Oh no I turned into a cat…oh wait this is glass not a mirror…

Satan: Dogs are so dumb!
Posted on January 17th, 2013 at 7:43 am
Laurie says:

I told you Lucy and Harpo did the bit like this. Now once again, paw up.
Posted on January 17th, 2013 at 7:45 am
Jada says:

“Listen up puppy breath, you’re lucky these doors are closed cause I’m cleaning off my slapper as we speak.”
Posted on January 17th, 2013 at 7:47 am
Bee says:

Minnion! Go forth and bring me bling!
Posted on January 17th, 2013 at 7:50 am
Julie says:

Satan: I warned you mutt, any cookie crumbs that fal off Jill are MINE! Now you must sit outside and think about what you’ve done! Meanwhile I’m going to bathe in hopes I may find an errant crumbie!
Posted on January 17th, 2013 at 7:56 am
Carrie says:

Puppy: Is that my reflection?! What the heck?! Why didn’t anyone ever tell me I’m a cat?!
Posted on January 17th, 2013 at 8:20 am
Amanda A. says:

Cat: “Look pup…I will give you to the count of 3 to open this door…1…lick….2…lick…”

Pup: “I’m not worried…Jill will save me…right Jill??? Jill….JILL….Jill please say right…!!!!”
Posted on January 17th, 2013 at 8:23 am
Steffi K says:

Hey mutt open the door

I wish I could but no apposable thumbs

YOU are dead to me
Posted on January 17th, 2013 at 8:25 am
Tracy Gilpin says:

Satan sits there calmly cleaning himself while plotting what he’s going to do to the puppy after Jill realizes he’s outside and it’s -WTF? degrees out there. As well as plotting what he’s going to do with those cookies as retaliation for Jill leaving him out there.
Posted on January 17th, 2013 at 8:28 am
Sue G. says:

Satan: Yep, your food was delish! Yep…see that bowl of water over there…none for you boy! Just lay there and weep.
Posted on January 17th, 2013 at 8:31 am
Kimh says:

What is magic word doggy fir your bowl
ha ha too bad I gave it to the other dogs
Posted on January 17th, 2013 at 8:34 am
Dane says:

In which Middle’s Puppy and Satan LARP the epic battle between Padawan Obi Wan Kenobi and murderous Darth Maul. Frat Boy could later be heard to say that while Satan captured the careless villainy perfectly, Middle’s Puppy didn’t quite nail the energetic vengeance of young Kenobi (Frat Boy then did his Jar Jar Binks impersonation and everyone decided LARPing was officially over).
Posted on January 17th, 2013 at 8:35 am
CateS says:

I locked the door from the inside!! You’re never getting back inside.. hahahahahahahahahhahahahahah
Posted on January 17th, 2013 at 9:05 am
Sarah says:

The Berlin Wall may have come down, but this wall never will.
Posted on January 17th, 2013 at 9:05 am
Connie N. says:

Satan: I’m watchin’ you, Dude. Don’t forget. I. Am. Watching.
Posted on January 17th, 2013 at 9:05 am
Tammy C says:

Satan, “Ha ha Jill’s secret stash of cookies was sooo paw licking good, but she’ll never blame me…I left a trail of crumbs leading to your puppy bed.”

Puppy, “Awww Satan, I forgive you, I’ll take the punishment for you my sweet. By the way you have crumbs in your whiskers babe!”
Posted on January 17th, 2013 at 9:09 am
Pam G says:

My Precioussss
Posted on January 17th, 2013 at 9:47 am
MarcieR says:

Satan: You will not get away with this. Mark my words. You.Will.Not.
Posted on January 17th, 2013 at 10:13 am
heather says:

Look Im sorry but, Im not risking the flu for you
Posted on January 17th, 2013 at 10:17 am
Silvia A says:

S:Surely Shifu didn’t teach you the secret of the Wuxi Finger Hold? Eh?
M: Duh?!
Posted on January 17th, 2013 at 10:26 am
Marina says:

“…and that’s why you’re on the outside and I’m on the inside, see?” cat points out to puppy.
Posted on January 17th, 2013 at 10:36 am
Glittergirl says:

Puppy: Please, please come out and play
Satan: Not on your life pup! You DO realize it’s 19 degrees out there AND snow, right?
Posted on January 17th, 2013 at 10:37 am
catslady says:

Things are as they should be – I am in control.
Posted on January 17th, 2013 at 10:58 am
Susan says:

Satan: Oops ~ the door shut and locked you out! Gee ~ if only I cared enough to go get help. Excuse me while I bathe.
Posted on January 17th, 2013 at 10:59 am
Caroline Storer says:

Satan:@Come on, if you think you’re hard enough!@
Posted on January 17th, 2013 at 11:05 am
Jennifer says:

Satan: I just had a pawdicure and you can’t come in until my claws are dry.
Posted on January 17th, 2013 at 11:15 am
BrendaE says:

You only wish you could look this good.
Posted on January 17th, 2013 at 11:19 am
Aly P says:

Satan: puppy I had a wonderful dream last night. You were in it, and got eaten by a bear *evil laugh*
Posted on January 17th, 2013 at 11:22 am
Amy says:

Puppy: “What are we going to do tonight, Satan?”
Satan: “Try to take over the world. ahahahaha!”
Posted on January 17th, 2013 at 11:26 am
Deanna says:

Satan (er, Sadie): Water dish is on MY side of the door, bitch. What’s my name??
Posted on January 17th, 2013 at 11:31 am
Gina S. says:

Who u looookin at?
You loooookin at me?
You betta not be loookin at me!
Posted on January 17th, 2013 at 11:45 am
Laurel Skoog says:

“That was a warning Puppy. The next time my hand flies on its own. Where I come from there are penalties when a Puppy lies.”
Posted on January 17th, 2013 at 11:47 am
cheryl c. says:

Satan: Hey, pretty dog. Love you, too. Sure you can trust me. Just jump on that door latch up there, and I will show you how much I love you.
Posted on January 17th, 2013 at 12:21 pm
Bridey says:

Hey….let me put it to ya straight. Give me that pink collar and we can begin the negotiations.
Posted on January 17th, 2013 at 12:53 pm
Candice says:

Kitty: Ok listen up, here’s what we’re gonna do. When the humans leave stick your head through the doggy door so I know it’s all clear. Spot’s brining the bones and Roxy’s brining the cat nip.

Puppy: Party on!!
Posted on January 17th, 2013 at 1:14 pm
Quilt Lady says:

Satan, this is my space so stay to hell out. Puppy, please, please let me in my food is in there. Satan if you come in I will scratch your eyes out.
Posted on January 17th, 2013 at 1:29 pm
Marcy says:

Puppy – How can you lick that? I saw what you were stepping in. *shudder*

Satan – Give me a break, dog breath. I’ve seen the stuff YOU lick! *gack* Almost gave me a hairball.
Posted on January 17th, 2013 at 1:31 pm
sherie says:

Puppy: Can I please help you take over the World?Satan: Please don’t make me barf!
Posted on January 17th, 2013 at 1:50 pm
Jenn Y. says:

Puppy (wagging tail happily): Hi Satan! How are you doing?
Satan (paws up as if about to pounce): ARGH! Leave me alone! I was just taking my cat nap!
Puppy (ears fall, tail falls): Aw… Okay. I guess someone woke up on the wrong side of the mat.
Posted on January 17th, 2013 at 1:55 pm
Karen G. says:

You wanna get bitch slapped pup? Come thru those doors!
Posted on January 17th, 2013 at 1:57 pm
Andrea says:

Satan: “mew. meow. mew mew. MEW!” *looks serious*
Puppy: “ruff. growl. rruff.”
Satan: “mew ….” *rolls eyes*
Puppy: “whine. whimper.” *looks at Cat with puppy-dog-eyes*
Satan: “mew.” *shakes head, turns and walks away*
Puppy: “whimper.” *snifs*
Posted on January 17th, 2013 at 2:07 pm
Joyce M. says:

Please come play with me.
Posted on January 17th, 2013 at 3:43 pm
Kimberly K says:

Satan/Sadie: That was an amazing steak. It is too bad that you couldn’t join me…
Puppy: Let me lick your paws!!
Satan/Sadie: Oh… this paw? (*evil cackle*)
Posted on January 17th, 2013 at 5:11 pm
Brenda says:

I’ll get you my pretty . . . and your little dog too! Mmmwwahahahah!
Posted on January 17th, 2013 at 5:41 pm
Taylor Bellitto says:

Muahahaha! Sucks to be you
Posted on January 17th, 2013 at 5:50 pm
WendyGS says:

Satan: Okay, listen carefully. This is how you guarantee staying in this family AND being mentioned often on Mom’s blog:
1) Leave a surprise in Mom’s slippers.
2) Eat all Mom’s cookies.
3) Attack the cute UPS guy…and his lunch.
4) Roll around in bear poo.
And remember above all…I’m in charge.
Posted on January 17th, 2013 at 5:54 pm
Eileen A-W says:

Satan: Yes dog, I know you want this but it’s not going to happen! Bite me!

I love the fact your cat is named Satan.
Posted on January 17th, 2013 at 6:32 pm
Cris says:

“I like big cats and I cannot lie…”
Posted on January 17th, 2013 at 6:33 pm
LSUReader says:

Satan: I’ve told you and told you, Dogface: Muddy pawprints in Jill’s house will get you evicted.

Puppy: But they’re too small to be my pawprints!

Satan: And that’s important to me why?
Posted on January 17th, 2013 at 8:15 pm
Diane Sallans says:

What kind of a funny mirror is this?
Posted on January 17th, 2013 at 8:17 pm
Ptesan says:

Satan: “A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti…”
Posted on January 17th, 2013 at 11:38 pm
Sue Peace says:

“Are YOU talking to ME?”
Posted on January 17th, 2013 at 11:51 pm
JUHI says:

satan:” mirror mirror on the wall !! who’s beautiful of them all!!? ”
puppy: “how you do’in !!!? :p “
Posted on January 18th, 2013 at 4:34 am
Eleonora says:

Satan: How many times do I have to tell you? Humans are not our friends. They’re our captors.
Puppy: But… They feed us!
Satan: For God’s sake, it’s like talking with a four legged stomach. Do. Not. Socialize. With. The. Enemy.
Puppy: But-
Satan: Not another word, you ungrateful idiot. Now go, and make me proud.
Posted on January 18th, 2013 at 4:46 am
Kari McLoughlin says:

Satan: if I had fingers….imagine Im holding only one up and not my whole paw!
Posted on January 18th, 2013 at 7:45 am
Gmapeony says:

Watch me, doggy – this is how you clean your hands before eating.
Posted on January 18th, 2013 at 8:20 am
May says:

Satan: Die, die, Die! You are lucky that there’s a door between you and me!
Posted on January 18th, 2013 at 9:09 am
MrsD says:

Now THAT was delicious…sorry you missed it.
Posted on January 18th, 2013 at 9:52 am
Carolyn Walker Rhodes says:

Satan: PayBack Is A Bitch, Ain’t It?
Pup: I’m Still Gonna Tell….
Posted on January 18th, 2013 at 10:53 am
iheartbigbooks says:

Satan: Now listen here, dog. When this glass wall moves, I’ll teach you not to sleep in my bed!
Posted on January 18th, 2013 at 12:20 pm
Rachel R says:

I said the cookies are in the 3rd drawer from the RIGHT not LEFT……Sigh……Canines.
Posted on January 18th, 2013 at 1:58 pm
Helen Al Helwani says:

Say, “Knock knock”….
Posted on January 18th, 2013 at 9:09 pm
Judy says:

You could use a bath too!
Posted on January 19th, 2013 at 8:12 am
Natalie's Gma says:

What the heck is that cat doing? Maybe praying I will play.
Posted on January 19th, 2013 at 9:07 am
Karen G. says:

Satan: Oh woe is me, I have a thorn in my paw, who ever will help me get it out?
Puppy: I won’t help you cuz I know it’s a trap.
Satan: No really, just come a liiiittle closer and help me, I won’t hurt you…..
Posted on January 19th, 2013 at 4:49 pm
Judy says:

He’s just a pussycat inside…
Posted on January 19th, 2013 at 8:53 pm
Judy says:

She looks like a pussycat, but cross her and you’ll discover her inner Rottweiler [substitute correct dog breed].

OR:

HOLLY: she looks like a pussycat, but cross her and you’ll discover her inner Rottweiler [substitute correct dog breed].
Posted on January 19th, 2013 at 8:57 pm
Alexis says:

Satan: **he only thinks I’m licking my paw…when in reality I am plotting my REVENGE!!! Mawhahaha!!!** “middle’s puppy you are so cute and I love you”. **mawhaha**

The **…** is all in Satan’s head
Posted on January 21st, 2013 at 10:35 am
Carol P. says:

Why yes the cookie was very tasty!
Posted on January 21st, 2013 at 12:49 pm
Judy says:

Satan: How many times do I have to tell you: I *don’t* give cat lessons!
Middle’s puppy: But I’m willing to learn! Look – I can already cross my paws!

OR

Satan: You idiot – you’re a DOG! This is a window, not a mirror!
Middle’s puppy: My reflection is talking to me, and I’m not even moving my lips!

OR
[Correction of post above]
She’s just a pussycat inside…
Posted on January 21st, 2013 at 2:43 pm
Judy says:

Middle’s puppy: Note to self: visualize. I am a fierce, sleek warrior. With two food bowls. Grrrrr….
Posted on January 21st, 2013 at 2:45 pm