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December 20, 2012 | Filed under: Stuff
And then he said WHAT? Shirley, you were right to dump him…
Now you… You know how this works. I’ll pick a few winners. 
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Mia says:
“Come oooon. Why wont you play with me, kitty?”
Posted on December 20th, 2012 at 4:49 am“I already told ya, fatty, your freak of nature tail is freaking me OUT!”
Maureen says:
Before I accept a lift I have one question, “Are you allergic to cats?”
Posted on December 20th, 2012 at 4:51 amKerri W says:
“Just… a bit… further…almost there! Grab my trunk, I’ll pull you out!”
Posted on December 20th, 2012 at 4:56 amPatoct says:
I don’t want anyone to hear us talking; come a little closer.
Posted on December 20th, 2012 at 5:37 amKatie says:
“The mouse killing is non-negotiable.”
Posted on December 20th, 2012 at 6:03 amkp says:
come on kitty…really the water is warm!
Posted on December 20th, 2012 at 6:11 amalyce says:
elephant: there’s a mouse, i’m scared
Posted on December 20th, 2012 at 6:41 amkitty: don’t worry i gots it
Tori says:
Dude! Your tail is on the wrong end!
Posted on December 20th, 2012 at 6:57 amSandra Spilecki says:
Gee whiz, people. It’s a private conversation!
Posted on December 20th, 2012 at 6:57 amJUHI says:
“u big dumbo!! go back or u will fall on me and meke me a puddle of goo!!! ”
Posted on December 20th, 2012 at 7:00 am:p
Diane Engelhardt says:
Kitty just step onto my trunk. What? No I am serious! Pretend its a bridge. Look it’s the only way you got outta this jam you managed to get yourself in, so–hop on!!
Posted on December 20th, 2012 at 7:17 amMaryAnne says:
“Come on, Tabbie, grab hold of my truck before you get washed down the river.”
Posted on December 20th, 2012 at 7:20 am“I can’t reach – come closer.”
“Hurry. I never know what right around the nearest tree…it’s a jungle out there!”
Kelly W. says:
Oh, heck no! I know how you get food to your mouth! Grab on… Pffft.
Oh little kitty… You poor small brained… I’m a vegetarian!
Posted on December 20th, 2012 at 7:22 amLaurie says:
Just a little closer. I’ve got ya.
Posted on December 20th, 2012 at 7:25 amVicki says:
How did you get down there little fella?
Posted on December 20th, 2012 at 7:28 amSue G. says:
Come on Dumbo, quit being such a chicken. Just jump down here like I did!
Posted on December 20th, 2012 at 7:53 amMarea says:
“Do I understand this correctly? You rescue me and I have to kill every mouse that comes near you?”
“Yup”
“Well what are you waiting for, lower the trunk and let’s blow this joint.”
Posted on December 20th, 2012 at 7:54 amLeanna h says:
Just grab my trunk and I will swing you across.
Posted on December 20th, 2012 at 8:00 amWendy says:
Kitten: Come on! You can jump in! Itīs not that cold.
Posted on December 20th, 2012 at 8:09 amElephant: But, but… You’re not even wet. Have you BEEN in the water?
Kitten: Yeah sure, eerhm, some time ago…
Colleen D says:
Kitten: Why is your tail on your nose??
Posted on December 20th, 2012 at 8:11 amConnie N. says:
Hey Mamma Jamma, get me out of here!
Posted on December 20th, 2012 at 8:12 amConnie Fischer says:
You’re going to squirt me, I just know it!!
Posted on December 20th, 2012 at 8:14 amapril says:
The fish is right there! Where my trunk is pointing! What? You don’t like water? We did not think this plan through.
Posted on December 20th, 2012 at 8:15 amShannon says:
Are you a yummy peanut?
Posted on December 20th, 2012 at 8:16 amMary Jeanne Hoover says:
Come on! Grab on. I promise I won’t drop you!
Posted on December 20th, 2012 at 8:17 amJen D. says:
“I don’t know, Mr. Jingles, it looks pretty cold…. I’m gonna test it first.”
“Aww, just jump in already!”
Posted on December 20th, 2012 at 8:17 amholly m says:
Ya know Kitty this is getting old!!!!
Posted on December 20th, 2012 at 8:18 amSandra Timmins says:
” I told you! All you have to do is reach in the water for me and pull out a nice fat fish! “
Posted on December 20th, 2012 at 8:19 amKerry says:
Are you sure it wont hurt?
Posted on December 20th, 2012 at 8:21 amJulie says:
I’m telling you…in order for water aerobics to work, you have to actually get in the water. Now get down here!
Posted on December 20th, 2012 at 8:22 amAudri Cox says:
Elephant: “Dont worry little one it’s going to be ok..I’ll help you..
Moral of this picture:
Posted on December 20th, 2012 at 8:25 amOne little random act of kindness can change someone’s day…
Mary Stanford says:
Love when somebody helps out the little guy.
Posted on December 20th, 2012 at 8:28 amPam F says:
“If I get you out again, will you please promise you won’t do this again? Please?”
Posted on December 20th, 2012 at 8:29 amMarcieR says:
CANNONBALL!!
Posted on December 20th, 2012 at 8:29 amMartina Chees says:
‘Here kitty kitty kitty… I have a kitty treat for you!’
Posted on December 20th, 2012 at 8:30 amLinda Scarchuk says:
C-No, you know I don’t like wather
Posted on December 20th, 2012 at 8:31 amE-Come on you got that far
C-You tricked me, now I am stuck on this rock
E-So just get wet and get it over with
C-Not till you do…
E-If I jump in you will get wet even if you don’t want too!
heather says:
every bad luck, needs a little good luck
Posted on December 20th, 2012 at 8:31 ammary hay says:
Stretch…you can do it. I’ll just run on up.
Posted on December 20th, 2012 at 8:32 amMrsD says:
Jump, baby! We got this!
Posted on December 20th, 2012 at 8:36 amNicole says:
Grab my trunk! Grab it! I’ll save you!
Posted on December 20th, 2012 at 8:37 amAmy L. says:
Here’s what we’re gonna do… You point the fishies out with that trunk of yours, I’ll attack the tasty fish snack, then you pluck me outta the water, and we’ll share
Posted on December 20th, 2012 at 8:39 amJudy says:
You’re NOT going to squirt water on me, RIGHT?
Posted on December 20th, 2012 at 8:40 amJessica Bell says:
Come on you can do it, just a little further
Posted on December 20th, 2012 at 8:40 amNancy says:
Do you come here often?
Posted on December 20th, 2012 at 8:52 amTracy Gilpin says:
Elephant – “This is how my mom helps me when I get stuck…but I don’t know if I can reach you. I might have to get mom, her trunk is longer”
Posted on December 20th, 2012 at 9:10 amKitty – “what am I supposed to do? I don’t want to hurt you when I grab on. if you get mom, she won’t eat me will she?”
Brittney Bohannon says:
“But I don’t want to come in, it looks cold. Hello even you’re sitting on a rock”
Posted on December 20th, 2012 at 9:14 am“Oh stop being a pansy and just get in”
Mary W says:
Cat: You can totally fit on the other rock. Don’t be scared.
Posted on December 20th, 2012 at 9:19 amJolene A says:
Almost there! I can almost touch it!!
I shall sit back and laugh as soon as this ‘Dumbo’ lol falls in
Posted on December 20th, 2012 at 9:34 amBreanna says:
“So…you come here often?”
Posted on December 20th, 2012 at 9:56 amMichele H says:
I’ll help you out, but if I feel ONE claw in my trunk you’re going for a swim…
Posted on December 20th, 2012 at 9:56 amMichelle says:
Cat to elephant “C’mon, just a little further…”
Cat thinking (yeah, this is going to be great)
Posted on December 20th, 2012 at 9:57 amKari McLoughlin says:
“Water isn’t going to come out of that thing is it? Water and me don’t exactly mix….”
Posted on December 20th, 2012 at 9:59 amGina S. says:
Horton hears a cat?
Posted on December 20th, 2012 at 10:03 amQuilt Lady says:
Kitty oh please, please save me. I am afraid of this water and I can’t get off of this rock by myself. Just bring your trunk a little closer and I can climb on.
Posted on December 20th, 2012 at 10:07 amCateS says:
Ya know this would be easier if you’d just come to the next rock…
Posted on December 20th, 2012 at 10:08 amKaren G. says:
Kitty: Come in, the waters fine!
Posted on December 20th, 2012 at 10:34 amBaby Elephant: It doesn’t look sanitary to me!
Caroline Storer says:
I’ve heard of a “trunk call” but this is taking it a step too far!”
Posted on December 20th, 2012 at 10:38 amGlittergirl says:
Elle: Come on sweetheart just grab my trunk.
Posted on December 20th, 2012 at 10:38 amKitty: But I might get wet.
Elle: You can trust me, I’ll rescue you my friend!
Kitty: OK but stretch closer! Are you sure the bank won’t give?
Elle: Just stretch and jump. I’ve got you!
Cara Heard says:
My, what a big trunk you have!
Posted on December 20th, 2012 at 10:40 ammonica t. says:
Are you sure? Because I don’t see no damn elves from this vantage point.
Posted on December 20th, 2012 at 10:55 amTamica says:
Do you need help little fluff ball?
Posted on December 20th, 2012 at 11:04 amUh yes big creature, whatever it is on your face will do the trick.
Oh! You mean my truck, it will do the trick but you have to swim.
Swim!! I don’t swim, I can’t swim.
Lala says:
No need to escape, I’ve also brought flowers for you!
Posted on December 20th, 2012 at 11:07 amcatslady says:
Are you my mother?
Posted on December 20th, 2012 at 11:23 amDeanna says:
Heeere, kitty kitty…
Posted on December 20th, 2012 at 11:26 amSharon says:
Kitty: Jump on the rock
Posted on December 20th, 2012 at 11:34 amElephant: Do you think that is a good idea?
Kitty: If I can do it you can
Marcy says:
That is the biggest cat toy that I’ve ever seen!!
Posted on December 20th, 2012 at 11:41 amDonna M says:
E. How, did you ever get yourself out there?
C. Its a long story. Now please get me off this rock.
Posted on December 20th, 2012 at 11:50 amLSUReader says:
E: Hi, my name is Horton. Are you a Who?
Posted on December 20th, 2012 at 12:03 pmC: What?
E: No, not What, Who?
Sue Peace says:
My, what nice fur you have…climb on kitty, I’ll be your hero!
Posted on December 20th, 2012 at 12:57 pmCarol O. says:
Here, kitty, kitty, kitty…
Posted on December 20th, 2012 at 1:44 pmDee (CT) says:
Just jump and grab onto my trunk and I will save you…
Posted on December 20th, 2012 at 2:04 pmTerry K says:
So, Jill told you that there will be naked men in the pond, too right?
Posted on December 20th, 2012 at 2:17 pmKimh says:
Don’t caall mr dumbo or I will do a cannonball an d get u all wet Missy
Posted on December 20th, 2012 at 2:56 pmJoyce M. says:
Tell me another story, pleasssssssssssse.
Posted on December 20th, 2012 at 4:12 pmTaylor Bellitto says:
Come any closer with that trunk and you’re gonna get it you elephant you!
Posted on December 20th, 2012 at 5:52 pmJulia - Yen says:
Elephant: Did I tell ya, there is a place called ‘Sunshine’ you can go to. A animal shutter run by the three handsome and sexy Connelly brothers. They will find you a nice place to stay there
Posted on December 20th, 2012 at 7:00 pmKitten: Really?! They give me a nice home?
Elphant: Yep, and you’ll love it in Sunshine! Plus these Connelly brothers…yummy!
Kitten: Okay, where do I sign up!
Elphant: Come on, I help you up! Gotta go before this Jill Shalvis’ lady turn us into ones of her “I Love Lucy” story moment, if we get stuck in the river all night…
Kai W. says:
You’re are taking another bath!!!
Posted on December 20th, 2012 at 7:32 pmshawny jean says:
Jump for it! But you use your claws and we will have words!
Posted on December 20th, 2012 at 8:20 pmEileen A-W says:
I”m trying to save you kitty, Stretch a little more to grab on.
Posted on December 20th, 2012 at 8:37 pmTina says:
How’s the weather down there?
Posted on December 20th, 2012 at 10:57 pmthiona y says:
elephant: grab on!! psych!
Posted on December 20th, 2012 at 11:54 pmann h says:
i’m not touching you, i’m not touching you, i’m not touching you…
Posted on December 20th, 2012 at 11:55 pmtiff y says:
I’ll save you, but uhh I don’t want to get in the water either. So furball if you could just reach and grab on, that would be great.
Posted on December 20th, 2012 at 11:58 pmiheartbigbooks says:
why hello! You’re the fuzziest creature I’ve ever seen! Let’s be friends.
Posted on December 21st, 2012 at 12:01 amjoanne says:
Friends? I’m here to help
Posted on December 21st, 2012 at 12:56 amlibrarypat says:
It’s OK, I’ll get you.
Posted on December 21st, 2012 at 9:14 amAmanda A says:
Elephant: “Don’t worry you ugly, hairy, nose-less, baby elephant….I will save you!”
Kitten: “Ugly…why I never!!!”
Posted on December 21st, 2012 at 10:25 amAlexa says:
What are you, a scaredy cat?
Posted on December 21st, 2012 at 12:18 pmClaudia says:
“You have to take a bath sometime”
Posted on December 21st, 2012 at 1:13 pmDeb says:
Grab on!! It’s not REALLY the end of the world!
Posted on December 21st, 2012 at 2:55 pmSteffi K says:
such a stressful day today….hey this is MY watering hole cat!
first come first serve ya Giant plus I’m more loveable
Posted on December 21st, 2012 at 2:55 pmcatslady says:
Climb on little fellow, I’ll help you!
Posted on December 22nd, 2012 at 12:41 pmMaggie says:
Ok, if I just stretch aaaaaaa little more I’m almost there, help me out a bit will you Kitty pleeeease!!! I love you, I really do.
Posted on December 22nd, 2012 at 12:45 pmItalia says:
It’s ok, I’ve got you..you’ll always be safe with me
Posted on December 23rd, 2012 at 8:43 pmBrenda says:
Friends will always help you out of a difficult situation! Climb on kitty
Posted on December 24th, 2012 at 8:44 amjean maxwell says:
“Sure you took the high ground, but I’m an oasis of calm sunning on this nice warm rock while the water lulls me to sleep.” (I couldn’t do another trunk, mouse, or squashing tag.)
Posted on December 24th, 2012 at 8:43 pmJan Cook says:
I was thinking the sweet, friendly elephant was extending her trunk so the cat could climb up and be rescued.
Posted on December 26th, 2012 at 4:23 pmeli yanti says:
“Hold mine sweet kitty and trust me”
Posted on December 27th, 2012 at 6:16 am“I want to, but i’m scared, how is I fall?”