How I got kicked off Facebook
December 5, 2012 | Filed under: Stuff
Yesterday Facebook grounded me for posting “pornographic” content. Now I am flat out guilty of posting, ahem, tasteful, gorgeous man flesh pics, I’ll give you that. But pornographic? Uh, no. Never.
Here’s the first of the two pics that I got locked out of my account for. Oh, and fair warning, NOT SUITABLE FOR WORK.
Hee. Goodness, that one still makes me laugh.
As for the other pic, well, I have no defense. This one really was naughty. I do know it. But I couldn’t help it. Because I captioned it as follows:
“Damn, I know I’m forgetting something!”
Seriously. That’s a little funny, right?
Anyway, so that’s the story. That’s how I got locked out of my Facebook account for 36 hours and counting. Someone complained — twice — and just fyi, Facebook has a three strikes and you’re out policy. Which means one more strike and I’m banned for life. Page shut down. Fun over.
We all know that’s just a matter of time.
Whatever will I do with all the hours I regain? Hmmm, that’s a thought for later.