How I got kicked off Facebook
December 5, 2012 | Filed under: Stuff
Yesterday Facebook grounded me for posting “pornographic” content. Now I am flat out guilty of posting, ahem, tasteful, gorgeous man flesh pics, I’ll give you that. But pornographic? Uh, no. Never.
Okay, once.
Here’s the first of the two pics that I got locked out of my account for. Oh, and fair warning, NOT SUITABLE FOR WORK.
Hee. Goodness, that one still makes me laugh.
As for the other pic, well, I have no defense. This one really was naughty. I do know it. But I couldn’t help it. Because I captioned it as follows:
“Damn, I know I’m forgetting something!”
Seriously. That’s a little funny, right? 
Anyway, so that’s the story. That’s how I got locked out of my Facebook account for 36 hours and counting. Someone complained — twice — and just fyi, Facebook has a three strikes and you’re out policy. Which means one more strike and I’m banned for life. Page shut down. Fun over.
We all know that’s just a matter of time. 
Whatever will I do with all the hours I regain? Hmmm, that’s a thought for later. 
Posted by Jill @ 4:30 am | Make a Comment
Liza says:
I’m pretty sure I saw the second picture posted on more than just your Facebook page. The first one made me snort.
Posted on December 5th, 2012 at 4:33 amkaetrin says:
I’m very worried about what might happen if his fly goes awry.
FB need to get over themselves.
Posted on December 5th, 2012 at 4:40 amLouise H. says:
Geez! Couldn’t they just stop following your page? Why’d they have to report you for that?! I personally find the first funny and the second, well, not funny…
Posted on December 5th, 2012 at 4:40 amRachel says:
Whoever complained needs a life ! Seriously, why can’t Jill post a few pictures for fun ? The only complaint I would ever have is that I should always have a tissue ready so I can wipe the drool off my screen
Posted on December 5th, 2012 at 4:43 amPeggy says:
People need to get a life. We love you Jill. I’ve seen far worse on other Facebook pages.
Posted on December 5th, 2012 at 4:48 amMichelle says:
It only takes one to ruin the good for the rest of us! Love both pics! Did u celebrate National Cookie Day yesterday?
Posted on December 5th, 2012 at 4:52 amCarol O. says:
Geez whoever complained needs to get over themselves!! And they must not get out much. I mean have they SEEN what’s out there on the web???? And this bothers them?
If you get banned then we should all close down our FB pages in protest. (Is that possible?)
Posted on December 5th, 2012 at 4:56 amPat L. says:
I love the cartoon. I needed a good laugh.
Posted on December 5th, 2012 at 5:08 amBelinda Mansfield says:
Why didn’t they just ‘unlike’ you and be done with it. My niece is a teacher so she doesn’t use her name for FB because all the parents wouldn’t like it if she posted an adult joke. Maybe if you get kicked off you could develop a different name???? Just saying, I get such a kick out of what you Kristan post…I have seen 10 times worse so it must be because someone complained.
Posted on December 5th, 2012 at 5:17 amKerri W says:
So no more hottie pics on Facebook… just pinterest! Weird, considering Jed Hill the model has half naked pictures of himself up on Facebook and no ones complaining… ROFL. Some of your readers are ultra conservative aka boring I guess…
Posted on December 5th, 2012 at 5:19 amMelanie says:
But they won’t kick the guy off who continually posts on Amazon Kindle’s page, when his profile pic is two people actually having intercourse? Go figure.
Posted on December 5th, 2012 at 5:55 amCatherine says:
WELL…I suppose those hottie pics will have to be relegated to Pinterest and the blog!
Of course, one person’s porn is another person’s art.
Posted on December 5th, 2012 at 6:34 amMichelle V says:
Well, it seems to me they should clikc ‘unlike’ if they wish not to see such content.
I on the other hand look forward to your daily post’s & man wars. Always keeping extra kleenex at my desk for the drool.
Good thing we still have Pinterest
Posted on December 5th, 2012 at 6:42 amMaryAnne says:
Have the the facebook people never read a hot romance before? Don’t they know what is in these books. The pictures just reflect the same. We never see the ‘good’ parts anyway (sigh). But you can put them on the blog EVERY single day and no one here would complain. In fact, all our aches, pains and problems would magically disappear…you’d be helping us. We could start calling you Dr. Jill.
Loved the cartoon…but you know you will hit a third strike soon…you can’t help yourself
BTW…THAT MAN IS HOT!!!!!!!!
Posted on December 5th, 2012 at 6:47 amDiane Engelhardt says:
This could only happen to you Missy!! Thank goodness for Twitter.
Posted on December 5th, 2012 at 6:54 amMzcue says:
I’ve often heard it said that the most aggressive and mean-spirited acts come from those with repressed, angry lives. Sad, really, that anyone must be living a life so devoid of joy, humor and appetite to stoop to complaining about gentle fun like your photos.
The best revenge is to keep on living your own life with zest. And it goes with out saying, by the way you enrich ours.
Posted on December 5th, 2012 at 7:00 amMarc says:
You are just a rebel. Just think of all the fun you can have saying you are too sexy for Facebook. Banned books just get more press so you should be laughing all the way to the bank when they ban you from FB.
Posted on December 5th, 2012 at 7:06 amGwen says:
I agree whoever complained needs to get a grip. I always say if you don’t like something then turn the other way. I have seen way worse on FB and if I don’t like it, I either “unlike” the person or let it go…oh well, we still have Pinterest and Twitter. Bring on the hot men!
Posted on December 5th, 2012 at 7:09 amKelly W. says:
Ya know I did notice I didn’t see very many posts from you lately. Now I know why. You devil woman! It makes me wonder why people follow you if they are going to complain about a picture. You didn’t just start acting this way, you have been giving like this all along
I love that pic! Keep your head up and keep posting! We love you!!!
Posted on December 5th, 2012 at 7:10 amLinda DeBauge says:
Well, if you do get a third strike be sure to go out in a blaze of glory! The Full Monty style! Been missing you on FB. How much more time?
Posted on December 5th, 2012 at 7:15 amCindy H says:
I have seen that first one on several pages…including my sister in laws..lol now the second is just a fine piece of art..nothing wrong with the human body..
Posted on December 5th, 2012 at 7:16 amMarea says:
This is the great thing about being online, the people have the CHOICE to not be on your page or any others they don’t like. Just like they have the choice to not read a book or magazine if they don’t want to. Unfortunately all it takes is one apple to spoil the bunch and it happens way too much. But please, please don’t get kicked off of Facebook because I don’t have Pinterest or Twitter nor do I want to.
Posted on December 5th, 2012 at 7:26 amKelly says:
It is just so sad that people can’t mind their own business…BTW….I loved your picture postings, Jill!!!!
Posted on December 5th, 2012 at 7:36 amCarla says:
Have they seen the pictures of teens and what they pose like? I also remember when you had to be above a certain age to be on facebook – thereby an adult.
Posted on December 5th, 2012 at 7:39 amAnd whoever has this problem I guess doesn’t own a TV and see perfume commercials and the like.
Dee Ann says:
Both pics were cute and funny. FB obviously has no sense of humor.
Posted on December 5th, 2012 at 7:44 amKelli B. says:
People seriously need to get a life. If the person didn’t like the pictures then they should just leave the page. Same goes when someone doesn’t like a book because it has swearing or something they don’t like. Instead of bitching about it they should just not read it. No one is forcing them to look at the pictures or read the books. I hope you get out of Facebook jail soon.
Posted on December 5th, 2012 at 7:45 amtexas photo_chick says:
There are numerous Facebook pages out there that have nude women on them. and Facebook doesn’t choose to ban those people. I totally get it’s their house and their rules, but the double standard when it comes to enforcing those rules… banning people for man candy and not for big boobs… it tells you that a man is probably behind the decision to lock the account. And the fact that someone complained is yet another example of some people in society really not being that willing to accept women who are open about their sexuality and what they enjoy. Seriously, if someone doesn’t like it they don’t have to subscribe to your page. It’s that simple.
Posted on December 5th, 2012 at 7:47 amCaroline Storer says:
Can I ask for “thirds”? Have the fly fisherman turn around would be good! I mean if you’re gonna’ get banned, then get banned for something HOT
Caroline x
Posted on December 5th, 2012 at 7:51 amChristine H. says:
Wow people are uptight. Why are these people even on your page to begin with? Although, just recently I saw a post from another author saying she doesn’t understand the need to post “naked” photos of men, so she posts pictures of horses instead. That made me laugh. I’ve seen far worse on Facebook than what you’ve posted. And I must say, I enjoy what you’ve posted. All in the name of research! And I do LOVE your research!
Posted on December 5th, 2012 at 7:56 amMichelle says:
Maybe the idiots, err, people were related to your neighbor that complained.
My thought is if I don’t like what someone is posting I just unlike them. That shouldn’t be that difficult a concept. I personally love your post both yummy man candy and your i love lucy moments. They are always the hightlight of my FB browsing. BTW, how did I miss HOT fisherman guy…
Posted on December 5th, 2012 at 7:56 amLaurie says:
That second picture. I seriously couldn’t stop looking. LOL
Posted on December 5th, 2012 at 8:04 amElen Grey says:
Since I missed those pics on Facebook, thanks for posting them here. lol
Posted on December 5th, 2012 at 8:12 amPennie says:
Seriously! Some people are not happy unless they are causing problems. The logical thing to do is stop following your page if they are offended. I thought the first one was just funny and the second was “art” and inspiring. Oh and drool worthy
Posted on December 5th, 2012 at 8:13 amDeb Buxton says:
Ridiculous! If they read your books they should beable to handle these 2 pictures. Gosh, some men post some pretty racy pics of women. These are not porn and if they feel that offended they should not follow you on FB. I find you rather funny!
Posted on December 5th, 2012 at 8:17 amMaureen says:
I really think this is selective censorship..I have seen some pretty nasty stuff come thru FB..Everyone that knows you Jill, knows you are just having fun and that you don’t have a pornographic intent at all.I think the meanspirited person that takes the time to complain needs to just ” Unfriend” you…will you be offended? nah…I love your fun attitude..I just can’t see you doing anything to ruin your reputation … Can’t wait to read Under The Mistletoe…lol…Hope that dumb person that causes trouble gets coal in their stockings..oh, and I didn’t see either of the pix…Hmm….xo, snowhugs
Posted on December 5th, 2012 at 8:17 amElysa Hendricks says:
I’ve seen both these pictures on more than one page. And I’ve seen way worse on pages that as far as I know haven’t been banned.
It would behoove FB to start using “real” people to monitor complaints before they ban people.
Posted on December 5th, 2012 at 8:27 amTania Reed says:
I love both pics and have seen both on FB more than once, anyway its not has if we can see his jewels is it? Keep up the good work. perhaps they prefered the firemen
just a though
Posted on December 5th, 2012 at 8:30 amAshley Montgomery says:
Seriously?! It would have been different if he was facing frontwards. Or maybe that’s why they were complaining.
Posted on December 5th, 2012 at 8:56 amRochelle says:
Sorry you got kicked off and sent to the naughty corner. I wish people would just “unlike” rather than report – and Facebook’s policy for not smartly reviewing the disputed content is asinine.
Posted on December 5th, 2012 at 8:58 amSuzanne says:
You know you won’t be able to resist the next picture….Should we start a countdown to the third strike???
Posted on December 5th, 2012 at 8:59 amColleen says:
I enjoyed both pictures…always make me smile when I see them on my Facebook page!
thanks for the entertainment 
Posted on December 5th, 2012 at 8:59 amHalli says:
Sheesh! What a prude! How can they be fans of you if they find this offensive?! Get a life.
Posted on December 5th, 2012 at 8:59 amCandis Terry says:
Sorry you’re on restriction, but thank you for the laugh and the drool. I really needed it!
Posted on December 5th, 2012 at 9:00 amJessica Bell says:
I just think people have to much time on there hands. They need to get a life and leave others alone. I agree if they don’t like the content don’t look at it. I have seen worse trust me. Jill I love what you do keep on doing it and will follow you on here 
Posted on December 5th, 2012 at 9:00 amJulie Brown says:
Face book need to get a life and so does whom ever complained. I loved the pics. as I have all the pics you post. they always make me smile, giggle or just plian old laugh out loud. (and i am at work when I do)
Posted on December 5th, 2012 at 9:01 amBrenda Mistelske says:
People need to get a life and they need to learn how to use unfriend! I will sorely miss man wars and your other funny things you post. Glad I’m not the only one with a twisted sense of humor! How can we protest this?
Posted on December 5th, 2012 at 9:01 amMarijayne S says:
I’m with everyone else on this one. It’s not that you force us (except out of fear of missing something good
) to look at Facebook. Whomever reported you needs to get over themselves and stop being so dang squemish! Geez! And seriously, that first cartoon has been a round for years and frankly, IS A CARTOON OF KIDS! How the heck is that pornographic! I think we’re all reasonably riled up for you. Don’t let a couple sticks in the mud ruin your day.
Posted on December 5th, 2012 at 9:07 amDee (CT) says:
Can’t believe you were banned from FB for either of those pictures…. guess some people are only happy when they are complaining and spoiling the fun of others. We all love you, and can’t wait for you to be back.
Posted on December 5th, 2012 at 9:07 amKristina says:
I’ve seen them both on many pages. All of the nude girls ones are more offensive than them. Unless the person who complained was the guy in the photo. And he didn’t know there was a photo. I think fb needs to do more checking before threatening.
Posted on December 5th, 2012 at 9:08 amDonna Michaels says:
I’ve definitely seen both this pics going around FB! I ‘like’ them everytimg!
Posted on December 5th, 2012 at 9:08 amMichelle says:
So ridiculous. Why can’t people who don’t like posts just GO AWAY and unlike the page instead of ruining the fun for everyone else? Hmmmmmmpphhh….
Posted on December 5th, 2012 at 9:12 amJudy c says:
That’s just bull**** Jill I’ll follow your post wherever you go. Some tight a**es ruin it for everyone
Posted on December 5th, 2012 at 9:13 amCathy says:
I think they are just bulling you,
I’ve seen worst, those were cute, esp the arsh man 
Posted on December 5th, 2012 at 9:15 amCat House says:
There has to be a way to appeal! What happened to freedom of speech – its Facebook for cripes sake!
Posted on December 5th, 2012 at 9:16 amErodz says:
Well, all I can say is that if you’re going to get banned from Facebook Jill, this pic made it totally worth it. I remember it. Well. It made my day! Lol
Posted on December 5th, 2012 at 9:17 amMichelle Kelly @AnotherLookBook says:
It steams me (as I am sure it does you) that someone visits your page or has selected to have your content in their newsfeed and then complains.
Posted on December 5th, 2012 at 9:18 amIf someone doesn’t like the beautiful pictures, then just unfollow. I really don’t like people to speak on my behalf or feel they must be the spokesperson. Urgh!
LeeAnn says:
I have decided from now on to wear the cape I use when I cut peoples hair..that way all the drool falls onto a surface that will not be ruined..:) Some people need a life..we need to see those pictures..;)
Posted on December 5th, 2012 at 9:20 amWendy says:
This is too funny!
I’ve got both of those in my albums.
You should post a disclaimer or something stating that some “veiwers” may find your posts to be blah, blah, blah…..and they should just “unlike” you or something. How ridiculous!
Posted on December 5th, 2012 at 9:21 amAllie says:
I must say that now I am wishing I had a Facebook account, as I have apparently missed out on good stuff! LOL
Posted on December 5th, 2012 at 9:23 amThiona Y says:
someone complained??? HAH you know their life is full of no fun what so ever.
Posted on December 5th, 2012 at 9:23 amSally T says:
I am sure I have seen both of these pictures previously as well. You are so funny Jill. I love your post because lots of times they are things that have happened to us, but most of us would never admit it.
Posted on December 5th, 2012 at 9:24 amSue Peace says:
Oh, that second picture!!!!! LOVE it!!! Just almost wish I could see the front… I was in my chair at work scrolling through my fb on my phone and when that came I up I literally squeeled and jumped out of my chair!! Still not what I would consider pornographic! And the first one, funny, but not pornographic!!!
Posted on December 5th, 2012 at 9:26 amReally, I thank you for all the great stuff you post!
If it were me I’d be so po’d that someone has liked your page, then complains about it!!!
I think you’re great and I love your stuff!
Erika says:
Lame!! What spoilsports!
Posted on December 5th, 2012 at 9:28 amColleen D says:
Jill I love your pictures, you make me laugh every day!!! I hope they don’t shut you down – I love following you on Facebook!!!
Posted on December 5th, 2012 at 9:29 amConnie N. says:
What an ASS!!!!! The tattletale I mean . . .
Posted on December 5th, 2012 at 9:32 amcheryl c says:
You are SUCH a bad girl!!!
Posted on December 5th, 2012 at 9:35 amteresa C. says:
people need to get a life, if they dont like what you post then get off your page…we love it all ….the cartoon was funny, but that 2nd picture….well thank you for that…
Posted on December 5th, 2012 at 9:36 amStacy H says:
What jerks! I personally LOVE your pictures
. If they are offended then maybe they should just take a hike. We all love you! And I’ve seen pictures that are way more pornographic on some of my groups 
Posted on December 5th, 2012 at 9:37 amMissy says:
That’s crap! We all look forward to your pics!!!!! The person who complained should just unlike or unsubscribe and seriously get a life!!!!!! Hell, I wish I happened by that stream when he was fishing!
Posted on December 5th, 2012 at 9:40 amDottie Taylor says:
I didn’t see anything wrong with either pic and I’ve seen much more revealing stuff on Facebook, and I do believe I reposted the cartoon! Some people are a$$hats, it’s the only explanation… Don’t stop posting
Posted on December 5th, 2012 at 9:41 amAmanda S says:
Seriously if someone doesn’t like what you are posting they should either unfollow you or make it so your posts don’t appear in their newsfeed. I mean come on it’s not like you just posted those two pictures and haven’t posted a ton of other pictures. If they follow you they know you do Man Wars (which totally make my day btw) so they need to get over it and stop bitching.
Posted on December 5th, 2012 at 9:46 amLSUReader says:
I can’t believe there’s any mechanism for complaints on Facebook. A couple of years ago, an unbalanced person was regularly posting items indicating criminal intent toward a minor in my family and FB kept saying “their hands were tied.” And you get questioned over that? Unbelievable!
Posted on December 5th, 2012 at 9:48 amDoreen B says:
That’s just so wrong. I hope you still plan on posting those pictures on here. BTW my 14 yr old daughter is scared to look at my FB page b/c of you ladies…LOL
Posted on December 5th, 2012 at 9:51 amSteffi K says:
oh thats no fun!
Posted on December 5th, 2012 at 9:58 amSuz Glo says:
Facebook’s rules do seem very arbitrary. I have heard several things much like what LSUReader posted but goodness, gracious don’t post any nudity!
Posted on December 5th, 2012 at 10:17 amkris says:
I don’t like the haters. But, I certainly enjoy your tastefully unclothed sexy man pics.
Posted on December 5th, 2012 at 10:18 amDanna says:
OMG! Facebook guy needs to get over himself and the people/person who complained should just not look! I know several people who’ve been on restriction of FB for much more than a naked ass! I agree with someone above….turn the guy around and let us see you go out in a blaze of glory!!!!!
Posted on December 5th, 2012 at 10:26 amMaggie says:
Jill, you are just too funny for words. You make me laugh all the time. You can post anything you want here. I am not a facebook fan anyway. So keep them coming our way!!!
Posted on December 5th, 2012 at 10:29 amAmy L. says:
Hhahahaha I loved the cartoon one, still do. The second one is just simply distracting…I’m still staring at it for some reason. I’m not sure if FB will be the same if they kick you out.
Posted on December 5th, 2012 at 10:36 amMoran says:
I really can’t understand people- if they don’t like what you post they should just unlike your page and that’s it! Why do they feel the need to report you to Facebook and maybe even shutting down your fun page?
Posted on December 5th, 2012 at 10:36 amSometimes I feel like people are happy when they make other people unhappy and mad
I really hope Facebook won’t shut down your page and that people will get a live and leave you alone
Jessie Foster says:
Posted on December 5th, 2012 at 10:41 amNot sure what there is to complain about…oh wait you forgot the shot when turns around!!!
Forgetting to include that photo is something to complain about!
Kathleen O says:
Okay, if FB is going to kick you out after the three stikes, then for god sake make it a full frontal shot of naked guy fishing.. GO out with a Flash… and bang..
Posted on December 5th, 2012 at 10:46 amI would take up fishing if I could I could meet up witht his guy.. talk about buns of steel…
StormyHeather says:
Those are NOT pornographic. The cartoon is funny and it has been around a while. I’ve see it before. And the picture, well, let’s just say that it is a work of art. That makes it renders it no longer “pornographic.” Also, there’s always Google+. I can’t loose my Man Wars! The horrors!
Posted on December 5th, 2012 at 10:48 amPeggy Court says:
I also shared that yummy man and they did nothing to me…..so what is up with that????
Posted on December 5th, 2012 at 10:49 amPatt says:
You know, Google+ doesn’t have these kind of restrictions on posts. Maybe you could move there and we could all follow you and enjoy your “art” photos.
Posted on December 5th, 2012 at 10:55 amBarbara says:
What did you get blocked for the first time?
Posted on December 5th, 2012 at 11:09 amDeanna says:
Criminey! Really? Those were both HILARIOUS!
Does the complainer (read: loser) know that they can unlike your page? Does he/she have a life? Wait…
Hang in there, Shalvis. We still love you.
Posted on December 5th, 2012 at 11:12 amM.L. Ryan says:
The photo is quite ironic considering he is fly fishing…
Posted on December 5th, 2012 at 11:23 amNancy Huddleston says:
Why is it that men can look at boobs falling out of shirts, but we can’t look at a nice butt.
Posted on December 5th, 2012 at 11:36 amjan m says:
Jill, we miss you. Whoever complained is just jealous that you have great taste and the don’t. Can’t wait for tomorrow.
Posted on December 5th, 2012 at 11:45 amAgatha P. Townsend says:
Sorry some people can’t take a joke but to report you is stupid, people need to get a life if that is all they do all day.Hoping to getting you back soon , stupid people!Agatha
Posted on December 5th, 2012 at 11:46 amJackie says:
Bummer!! I look forward to you posting these kind of pics on facebook!
Posted on December 5th, 2012 at 11:57 amLoria says:
Who could complain about that?! I personally look forward to the ‘treats’ you post for us on your page! I would love for him to teach me a thing or two!!
Posted on December 5th, 2012 at 11:58 amTracy Gilpin says:
Like several other people said, the complainer should just unlike you, unfollow or whatever so that your wonderful and humorous pictures do not show on their newsfeed. Obviously, it’s someone who is a prude and obviously hasn’t read any of your books. Meantime, we will have to think of an alias for you so that you and Kristan can continue to make our days brighter on facebook with your man wars!
Posted on December 5th, 2012 at 12:08 pmHeather says:
E-mailed the first one to my dad – so it can’t be all that bad.
And I second the recommendation to migrate to Google +.
Posted on December 5th, 2012 at 12:16 pmDonna M says:
I do have a Facebook page but don’t to often go there! For some reason I never remember to check out your “manwars”! Sorry. It seems a bit much that someone could complain about either of those pictures. The cartoon is priceless & has an innocence about it that is so typical of curious little kids. Why anyone would complain about something funny is beyond me. Why would someone complain about that fisherman!!!
Are they crazy!!!!!! 
Have they not heard of choices. I vote for you moving to Google+, I’m already there. Come on over!! 
Posted on December 5th, 2012 at 12:18 pmAntonia says:
Haha, I’ve received messages from photobucket but never facebook concerning questionable material.
Just thought that I had to share this new meme with you because it made me think of the Wilder and Bell Haven series. http://yourllbeanboyfriend.tumblr.com/ It’s essentially pictures of models from the LL Bean website combined with outdoorsy romantic scenes, haha. Love it
Posted on December 5th, 2012 at 12:30 pmMelissa Hilles says:
It’s for your books! They are just jealous that they don’t look like that
Posted on December 5th, 2012 at 12:36 pmCheryl Rasmussen says:
SERIOUSLY? I wonder how many time he/she sent the joke and picture on to someone else. Those people need to get a life
I am behind you all the way.
Posted on December 5th, 2012 at 12:41 pmRachel says:
I have seen both on fb on other pages so that is dumb you got locked out! I will just keep up with you on here you are too fun!
Posted on December 5th, 2012 at 12:44 pmjulie says:
oh that is so silly…who would complain about those!!! i have had them on my own wall..only a narrow minded person would bother with that …much love to you honey xxxxxxxxxx
Posted on December 5th, 2012 at 1:00 pmBeth says:
These pics made my day!!! My hubby is a fisherman so I especially enjoyed that one. I realize some pics may not be appropriate for all eyes, but I believe your Facebook “friends” are of age and can decide if they wish to continue receiving your pics or not. I liked the one with the ghost too.
Posted on December 5th, 2012 at 1:03 pmJersey Lou says:
Geez! DON’T get kicked off…. My wall will be less colorful without out you…
I wanna know who complained, for cryin’ out loud. I mean, really, people don’t have to look. They could even “unlike” you… but – really – why complain?
Posted on December 5th, 2012 at 2:06 pmPaulette Reed says:
I know when I posted the ghost photo on your page there were a couple of people that didn’t like it thought it was vulgar or whatever then stop looking at it…I shared the fly fisherman and no one reported me…so far. Butt really who doesn’t like a hot mans ass!
Posted on December 5th, 2012 at 2:07 pmRuth Chestnut says:
I love those pictures. Whoever complained needs to get a life. If you don’t like the contents of a page, don’t visit or like it. Just saying…. 
Posted on December 5th, 2012 at 2:15 pmRosie C says:
Really? Is that considered porn? I would think that anyone who is on your page reads your books and wouldn’t think there was anything wrong with those photos (meaning we’re not prudes). I wouldn’t call them graphic at all.
Posted on December 5th, 2012 at 2:22 pmI agree with Paulette above, who doesn’t like a hot man’s butt
Julie says:
Post here of course!
Posted on December 5th, 2012 at 2:33 pmMarcy says:
I love the pics! Why would anyone complain when it’s clear you’re just encouraging people to get out in the great outdoors and take up a sport like fishing!
Posted on December 5th, 2012 at 2:49 pmQuilt Lady says:
Loved you pics and I will have to say I have seen a lot worse on facebook lots of times. I would post these and not think anything about it. I really don’t spend that much time on facebook anyway.
Posted on December 5th, 2012 at 2:52 pmcatslady says:
I’ve used that top pic on my FB page for goodness sake. I would like to know who the site police are. Any competitor could complain just to kick you off if they’re mean spirited enough. I hate censorship. No one made them look grrrrrr.
Posted on December 5th, 2012 at 2:53 pmJudy F says:
you wild woman you. LOved both pics
Posted on December 5th, 2012 at 2:56 pmCindy says:
Wow, I shared that last pic and so did some of my friends! Glad we weren’t locked out
Posted on December 5th, 2012 at 3:05 pmJanet says:
Oh good grief!!! Whiny busybodies really piss me off.
Posted on December 5th, 2012 at 3:36 pmJanet says:
You know, why doesn’t FB make a warning label that some people can put at the top of their page IF THEY CHOOSE TO that will warn prudes to stay away. Then, if people can’t help but peek and then complain, FB can just ignore the complaints and let the rest of us have our fun.
Posted on December 5th, 2012 at 3:39 pmKaren G. says:
so if this person complained, why did they like your page? I love the pics you post! Thank you!
Posted on December 5th, 2012 at 3:55 pmMelinda says:
Super frustrating I’m sure, but it still won’t keep me from reading your stuff!!
You are my all time favorite! 
Posted on December 5th, 2012 at 4:08 pmThe “complainers” were someone’s significant other that got jealous upon noticing the “offensive” material.
Seriously!! Must one (or two), complain instead of just look the other way…
Les says:
I copied the pic to my favorites. It would have won a man war!
Posted on December 5th, 2012 at 4:25 pmKelly S says:
I love the first one and I’ve seen the second one on Pinterest. Hmm, maybe that’s what you could do with the time regained, Pinterest or write more books… Personally, I don’t have a fb account and I don’t want one. Good luck!
Posted on December 5th, 2012 at 4:27 pmToni Anderson says:
(((Jill)))
Posted on December 5th, 2012 at 5:14 pmRobin Bielman says:
ROFL at that first one! I missed that on Facebook. And the second one? Who doesn’t like to see nice buns? Sheesh. I think we should all post the pics to show our solidarity and love for you. I’m cracking myself up thinking about what Facebook would do if suddenly a hundred of these photos showed up at once to all our different feeds.
BTW, I just finished Rescue My Heart and ohmygosh! I loved it. I’m seriously crushing on Adam. Thanks for another fantastic read!!
Posted on December 5th, 2012 at 5:47 pmSusanR says:
It won’t stop me from coming to your blog!! Facebook is a little full of itself. Or is it themselves? Whatever. I love your posts!!!!
Posted on December 5th, 2012 at 5:49 pmev says:
You need a private page for that stuff I suppose. Where you can choose who sees it.
Some people are idiots.
Nice butt.
Posted on December 5th, 2012 at 6:39 pmEileen A-W says:
Really!?! How could someone who has read your books & facebook postings complain. Must not have been a dedicated reader. Loved them!!! Some people have no sense of humor. Does this mean I have to learn how to use twitter?
Posted on December 5th, 2012 at 6:40 pmMW says:
The first picture made me laugh and the second one make me drool, if only he would turn around, LOL. if one is going to be banned from FB,might as well make it good, right? Seriously, people need to get a life, if they are fans of yours, then they should not be offended.
Posted on December 5th, 2012 at 6:43 pmTracy says:
Omg, are you serious??? People need to get a life and stop butting into everyone else’s business. If they don’t like what you post then why don’t they just delete themselves as your friend??? Btw, I love the pornographic pics…especially the second one! lmao
Posted on December 5th, 2012 at 6:58 pmDebK says:
Geez louise! So that is offensive? I think we get to see that in PG 13 movies anymore by today’s standards…
Posted on December 5th, 2012 at 7:02 pmSharlene Wegner says:
I agree – people need to get a life. If they don’t like it, “unlike” your page! It’s like writing a bad book review. If you don’t like the book, don’t finish it & move on. No need to be mean!
Posted on December 5th, 2012 at 7:59 pmNicole S says:
I love both pics. I’d miss you on Facebook. I love the pictures you share.
Posted on December 5th, 2012 at 8:20 pmSharon says:
I enjoyed the pictures! Found them entertaining! If they don’t like them don’t look!
Posted on December 5th, 2012 at 9:42 pmHeidi says:
I so loved the cartoon. I also loved the picture, the caption really set it off. My sister and I had a great laugh over it.
I have so enjoyed all of your books and am looking forward to the ones coming out. Thanks for the laugh!! 
Posted on December 5th, 2012 at 11:30 pmLa Bookchic' says:
Hey, I love the pics you post on FB! I shared the fisherman with all my FB friends and they LOVED it! Keep on posting and if you’re banned, we’ll just post your book info for you and spread the word on your books EVERYDAY!! 
))
Posted on December 6th, 2012 at 2:15 amTricia says:
Great photo! I actually snagged it when you posted it and now have it as the background on my phone!
Posted on December 6th, 2012 at 1:02 pmIt makes me want to take up fishing.
Dawn says:
i thought they were both great and have seen worse than that! And why wouldnt the people just unfriend you!!!
Posted on December 6th, 2012 at 4:26 pmJessica Wentz says:
Considering I shared both of the photos you were kicked out because of, give me a break! Someone complained?!?!?!? Honestly… People need to lighten up!!!
Posted on December 7th, 2012 at 7:36 amLinda B. says:
I agree with the person who said Facebook should have a warning then if they look and don’t like it, tough luck! I’ve enjoyed looking at the bottom picture several times on other FB pages and trust me, the only thing to complain about is he’s facing the wrong way. If someone has something that I don’t want to look at, I don’t complain, I just keeping scrolling down until I’m past it. All they need to do is STOP looking if they don’t like it. No need to ruin it for all of us.
Posted on December 7th, 2012 at 8:36 amcindi says:
Loved the cartoon and spent way too much time admiring the assets of the gentleman. They should just stop following you.
Posted on December 7th, 2012 at 9:33 pmSandy T. says:
Okay, the thing is, they show more than that sometimes on television. And hey, if it offends you, just like for the TV, you don’t have to watch that show or go to that site again. We’re all adults and should be able to make our own decisions about the content that we look at without some “porn” nazi trying to cause problems. You go girl!!! I for one LOVE the fisherman!
Posted on December 9th, 2012 at 1:32 pmKathy Rando Giannone says:
Hmmm, what would facebook do if all your fb friends shared it on their fb pages & then all their fb friends shared it on their fb pages? Would fb eventually be “closed” for the season?
I know my friends share pix I post & I would definitely share these two! 
Posted on December 11th, 2012 at 11:01 pmHelena Rizzuto says:
maybe facebook was jealous they didn’t ha’ve a body as nice looking as picture #2…. and the 1st one has been put out a lot… I happen to adore the photos you post.. lol
Posted on December 20th, 2012 at 9:39 amShirl Whitfield says:
Like! Like! Some people are just prudes. We love what you post, Jill!
Posted on December 20th, 2012 at 9:48 amMargaret Vitale Dombrowski says:
I don’t get?!!! What about all the postings you see of women with the upside down pics of them with their..ahem, racks hanging out of their under garments?? LOL
Posted on December 20th, 2012 at 9:49 amdanna` says:
Jill, if you get kicked off facebook, you won’t suffer any great loss…..we’ll all just follow you. Besides, these photos are tame compared to some things that are FB…such as “lezbehonest” and others. I hit upon that one accidentally and it made me blush and I don’t blush!!!!!
Posted on December 20th, 2012 at 9:58 amHeidi says:
I love both pics, and like someone else said, couldn’t take my eyes off the fisherman…
Posted on December 20th, 2012 at 10:07 amKim says:
I don’t see how this happened! My husband called me furious as hell this morning! He told me to look at my sons FB at what he had posted which then was tagged to my husbands. It wasn’t my son but someone that had tagged him then somehow got to hubby’s! These pictures were nasty! Big booty freaks. Nasty ! I finally got them deleted for them and fixed their privacy tags! I think your pictures were tasteful!
Posted on December 20th, 2012 at 10:54 amCasey says:
I love your sense of humor. My theory : screw everyone else have fun and laugh!
Posted on December 20th, 2012 at 12:23 pmDarlene M. says:
My sister posted a photo of herself with fake glasses with a phallus in place of the nose. I find that more “pornographic” then butt cheeks, but I’m not reporting her or you. Maybe it was someone who has a friend who commented on your post and they were offended.
Posted on December 20th, 2012 at 12:42 pmDee Haddrill says:
Yeah, the Fun Police just can’t seem to help themselves, can they?
We love you and your fantastic sense of humour, Jill.
Posted on December 20th, 2012 at 4:48 pm» Exclusive Excerpt & Giveaway: IT HAD TO BE YOU by Jill Shalvis Kindles and Wine says:
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Posted on February 14th, 2013 at 4:01 amLori Meehan says:
People need to get a life. As I always say if you don’t like what you see or read don’t look at it and delete it. It’s that simple.
Posted on February 14th, 2013 at 5:14 amJill I love both those pics. I’d love to help him…fish. Lol
Cindy Hamilton says:
Just keep what you are doing! If a person doesn’t want to see certain things,don’t look!
Posted on February 14th, 2013 at 4:05 pmLori P says:
You’re not the only one having issues with FB. Others have been warned about political pictures. I think that it is based on what FB wants or not more than what other people want. Just sayin
Posted on February 15th, 2013 at 1:37 amCheryl says:
FB is a bunch of hypocritical dunces (trying to keep it clean, but substitute another D word!!) The allow bullying and other crap that is TONS worse…and a little bare butt is porno?? The prudes who complain need to stay off FB and go back to reading the Bible, for heaven’s sake!!
Posted on February 15th, 2013 at 4:22 pm