November 7, 2012

Sadie’s I Love Lucy Tale

Update: So many funny ones!!! I made Alpha Man pick. He went with #13 KP and #91 Yol. Email me with a few book choices and your addy.

Original post:
A cat’s tale…

Gee, I’m so bored . . . what kind of trouble can I get into?

Oh, I know . . .

No, that’s not enough fun. I think I’ll try this . . .

Yeah, I can definitely get my head further . . . oh shit. I’m stuck. HELLO????? I’M STUCK! A LITTLE HELP . . .??

CAN ANYONE HEAR ME????

Captain this last picture. A few winners can pick any book from my backlist. Go.

p.s. Don’t forget RESCUE MY HEART is on sale now. Keep an author from screwing up your drive thru order at Taco Bell and make sure to get the book. :grin:


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  1. You smell like stale beer… Again.

  2. We are soooo not talking about it. EVER !!!

  3. “I told you this was not the a Maxwell House commercial and going for that last drop would get you in trouble”

  4. It’s okay, Sadie. Sometimes the first try, just doesn’t go like we hoped it would. Next time, show that glass who’s boss.

  5. cat: you didnt see that.
    dog: see what

  6. Ashes: You gonna tell me what that was?
    Sadie: I don’t want to talk about it.

  7. “Mmmmmm…. what’s that I smell on your breath?”

    “Humiliation laced with hops.”

  8. Beer? Beer? I smell beer.

  9. Didn’t you learn your lesson the first time you did this?

  10. Don’t worry. This will be our little secret.

  11. This is second time this week! For such a smart-ass feline you are some dumb cookie.

    It’s a good day today for one reason only: Arrow is on tonight. I hope he takes off his shirt ;-)

  12. Where’s my Thank you kiss for rescuing you?

  13. Again cat? when will you learn…. :razz: :razz: :razz:

  14. Dog: “Come on babeeee…Talk to me…I thought that glass made you look much…sleeker!”

  15. Dog: “Do you want to talk about it?”.

    Sadie: “I told you, I DON’T want to talk about it?”.

    Dog: “Does it help you to know that I am only laughing on the inside?”.

  16. I meant to do that!

  17. I won’t tell but I hope Mom doesn’t find cat hair in her beer glass.

  18. It’s okay, I’ve gotcha. Lets get you cleaned up and you can forget all about this little mishap.

  19. “it’s ok Sadie your gonna be just fine” “…..*muttering to self* yeah well lets see what happens if it happens to you

  20. I’m still here for you, dumb cat!

  21. “Just because you saved me, doesn’t mean you get love from me”

  22. If I ignore you can we all forget what we saw??

  23. ‘Who’s your hero now? Ha? Ha?’
    ‘You are, but let’s not tell anyone’ :D

  24. I said ONE lick if you got me unstuck. It’ll take forever to get the doggie drool out of my fur.

  25. next time i get the urge to chew on a pair of shoes your taking the blame…… you owe me

  26. Dog: Don’t worry, I got you.
    Cat: I didn’t need your help, I can take care of myself.

  27. It will be okay. You’ve done dumb things before and will again. Species say it all.

    Or

    No, I’m sure Jill didn’t put it out where everyone can see it. (snort) Really!

  28. Why is the rum always gone?!

  29. Dog…we don’t discriminate. We are cats best friend too.w

  30. That looked like fun…can I try?

  31. “I’m sorry I made fun of you for going after an empty glass…”

  32. I said thank you for the help, now please leave me be!

  33. Ashes: Are you okay?
    Sadie: Get away from me, you just don’t understand. I am so humiliated.

  34. (No caption from me today. My brain is not working this post-election morning. But I would like to be entertained by the winning captions from your last picture-the one with the guys in kilts!)

  35. Sadie – Just because you saved me once again does NOT mean that you get to continue to lick me.

  36. Ashes: “Really?? Again?”
    Sadie: “I don’t want to talk about it!”
    Ashes: “Wait till Frat Boy hears this. Lol. Us dogs are soo much smarter than cats. Hey Frat Boy wait till you hear what Sadie did…..Why do you have a toilet seat on your head?? Never mind. I take it back. I’m the only smart one around here.”

  37. I promise not to tell, but only if I get the couch to myself.

  38. “I am SO not admitting a dog just saved me.”

  39. The dog says (yes they can communicate) to the cat, “Don’t feel bad about getting your head stuck in a glass. If it makes you feel any better I once got my head stuck in an empty popcorn bag.”

  40. I love you anyway. Honestly. :lol:

  41. Dog: “you smell like beer! Did you try to see if there was anything left in the bottom of the mug again?”
    Cat” “I’m not discussing it”

  42. Dog: That’s what friends are for…getting each other out of sticky situations without laughing at you and no questions asked.

    Cat: Yeah you’re a good friend, but if you roll in bear poo, you’re on your own!

  43. Cheer up, Sadie. At least you don’t eat your own poop.

  44. Nothing happened. I don’t know what you’re talking about.

    BTW, bout Rescue My Heart last night.

  45. Oh Come on Sadie – Only I saw you get your head stuck!!! I’ve done worse. You remember the time with the bear poop. Now talk about embarrassing.

  46. Okay, Sadie, where would be be without me? You’d be homeless!!

  47. “Satin…err Sadie, why are you upset with me I’m the one who got you out and I said I wouldn’t tell anyone” (well at least not in the next two minutes tee hee).

  48. Who’s your Daddy Now?

  49. “My Satan!” “I kiss and make it all better!” “All better now?”

    Would LOVE the chance to win one of your backlist books! :smile:

  50. Its ok Sadie, we all do stupid things from time to time. And I still love you anyway.

  51. Ashes: Just think what Frat Boy is going to say when he finds out you did it again.

    Sadie: Crap. How much is this going to cost me?

  52. Don’t worry Sadie. You are ok. I keep telling you that the toilet is a better choice. I never get stuck in there.

  53. “So, you wanna talk about it?…No? Well I can respect that. After all, cats are sooooo much more smarter than dogs aren’t they?”

  54. Ashes: See what you get for laughing at me when I had bear poo on me.
    Sadie: I have no idea what your talking about. I am the queen of denial.

  55. It’s ok baby, you just need a hug…wait, is that a little beer left over on your chin? :lol:

  56. Ashes: you ok buddy?
    Sadie: I don’t know what you are talking about, I’m always fine.

  57. Dog – There there it’s all over. The human got the glass off.
    Sadie – It was horrible I tell you simply horrible.

  58. I promise, Sadie. No more catnip in the beer mug. I mean it this time.

  59. I would’ve come sooner, but I was too busy taking pictures.

  60. It’s ok Sadie, I promise I won’t tell anyone (else) :lol:

  61. They r too cute!!!!!!

    Sadie!!!! I won’t tell!! Hehe!!!

  62. Did my head get bigger or did yours shrink?

  63. Try to protect Mom from spiders, and what do I get?! Laughed at! :x :twisted: :evil:

  64. Hold me.

  65. It will be alright Sadie, you couldn’t help it. (Thinking,stupid is as stupid does!)

  66. Cat: I’m just so embarrassed.
    Dog: It’s okay, we’ve all been there.

  67. It’s ok little buddy. I hear you. I got your back.

  68. Drinking from the toilet doesn’t sound so bad now, does it???

  69. Ashes: Sadie, I’m sorry you were stuck! I didn’t hear you call me.

    Sadie: Okay!

  70. “Don’t ignore me cat!”

    “What do you say about going out? Mhhhm?”

  71. Sadie, “It wasn’t me Ashes, it was my evil twin, Satan! Besides I was helping Mom, I knew she needed a good story for her blog!”
    Ashes, “Its ok buddy, at least you didn’t get locked out like Mom does!”

  72. It will be our little secret!

    You owe me one.

  73. Cat: Okay you can be my new best friend, but I still don’t want to talk about it…

  74. the dog says dont worry Sadie im here for you, i wont let that stupid glass get you again.

  75. I always catch you in a bind.

    Whatever, dog, noone will believe you.

  76. Ashes: At least there wasn’t any drink left in the cup. You could have been drenched!
    Sadie: We shall never speak of this again.

  77. I’m telling you, I thought there was a kitty treat in the bottom..

  78. Ashes the Dog: You know I’ll ALWAYS be there for you ;-)

  79. “I don’t want to talk about it”

    “but you were IN THE CUP, BUHAHAHAHAH”

    “I’m not talking to you anymore”

  80. Just purchased Instant Gratification & Rescue My Heart, love my TB too much to have my order screwed up!

    Cat: I guess I’ll keep your around dog, you are good for some things.

  81. Ashes: I tawt I taw a puddy tat….in a mug! Bwahahaha.

    Sadie: Back off, dog breath!

  82. Glad that wasn’t me stuck in the cup ;-)

  83. Dog: At least when I get my nose stuck in a soup can there is a payoff of leftover soup. What did you get?

  84. It’s okay. Don’t worry. It happens to the best of us. Just lean on me.

  85. Dog: How many times do I have to tell you, when you are bored read Jill Shalvis’s Animal series…gesshhh.

  86. I’ve got your back Sadie.

  87. Ashes: Looks like you could use some catnip after that. I’d give you a cookie but I ate the last one

  88. Don’t worry, this is just between you & me. You can pay me later.

  89. Dog to cat

    Oh are you okay?? good okay now what the hell were you thinking how many times have i told you if your whiskers touch the side do not stick your head in.

  90. Ashes: Nope, doesn’t look like your head is shaped like the glass.

    Sadie: You’re not lying to me, are you?

  91. Dog, Ok I saved you now you owe me big time buddy.

  92. There, there Sadie… at least you didn’t get stuck for that long…

  93. Is this the thanks I get….

  94. Okay, this is the last time Sadie. I told you to stop sticking your head were it doesn’t belong. I mean it, no more.

  95. Cat: does this sofa make me look fat?

    Dog: No, it’s your big glass that makes you look fat!!

  96. Come on Sadie,it’s nothing to be embarrassed about. We all make bad choices once in a while

  97. And they say cats are smarter???

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