The Day After Hump Day
August 16, 2012 | Filed under: Stuff
Did I tell you I was in this month’s Cosmo magazine?
Okay, so I’m not in Cosmo, but my book is. An excerpt of FOREVER AND A DAY has been adapted. Cool beans, right?
Did you read it yet? No? Here’s an excerpt for enticement.
The morning went so smoothly that Josh got an actual lunch break. He met Ty and Matt at the Love Shack, Lucky Harbor’s bar and grill. They’d beaten him there and were seated at a table hunched over Cosmo magazine.
“It was on the table when I got here,” Matt said in his defense.
Josh eyed the open magazine. “You don’t already know how to satisfy your boyfriends in bed?”
Matt ignored this. “Did either of you know there’s ninety-nine ways to give a blow job? That’s ninety-nine nights of blow jobs.”
“Look at you with the math skills,” Josh said.
Matt flipped him off while Ty flipped the page. “‘How to Give Your Hoo-Ha a Spa Day.’ Huh,” he said. “I didn’t know a woman’s hoo-ha needed a spa day.”
For those of you who have FOREVER AND A DAY already, where did you find it? Digital download? Target? B&N? Walmart? Inquiring minds want to know.