Friday almost Saturday
July 27, 2012 | Filed under: Stuff
And I think Friday Almost Saturday should also be excerpt day. At the moment I’m at a writer’s conference (RWA) in Anaheim, California, and I’m currently stalking all your favorite authors. I’ll post more pics soon but in the meantime, here’s another except from FOREVER AND A DAY to further entice you. SIX MORE DAYS until it hits the shelves!!! Sorry, did I shout that?
Excerpt:
“…First of all, he’s a doctor. He gets a lot of points taken off for that.”
“People usually add points for doctors,” Mallory said.
“Not me,” Grace said. “I was raised by a few of them, remember? Trust me, they don’t make good relationship material.”
Mallory squeezed her hand. “Honey, Josh isn’t like your family. He’s warm and loving.”
“Not to mention hot as hell,” Amy added.
Grace shook her head. “Sorry, the points are already deducted. And taking into account his schedule, and then the standard deviation from the average man’s schedule, I figure ninety percent of his time would go elsewhere. I’d never get uninterrupted coitus.
“Penis math,” Amy said. “Impressive.” She looked at Mallory. “See, this is why a guy shouldn’t date an accountant.”
p.s. to see the pics I used during the writing of this book, go here to my Pinterest account.
Posted by Jill @ 4:30 am | Make a Comment
Lorelei says:
Have fun Jill, make sure you take a pic with Kristan! I can’t wait to read FAAD!
Posted on July 27th, 2012 at 4:44 amJudy F says:
thanks for the laugh Jill. Hope HelenKay is keeping you in line. LOL
Posted on July 27th, 2012 at 5:01 amKathy says:
As a math geek, you gotta love any new kind of math. LOL!
Posted on July 27th, 2012 at 5:10 amLiza says:
Love the friendship these 3 women have so much. So fun, and true!
Posted on July 27th, 2012 at 5:48 amMaryAnne says:
Ah, well new math. It may look and sounds strange but it does have it’s saving points.
Posted on July 27th, 2012 at 5:53 amCindy says:
This one sounds AWESOME! I can’t wait to read it! I have friends that we’ve actually sat around and had conversations like this!
Posted on July 27th, 2012 at 6:50 amMarcieR says:
These things need to come with a safety warning like this:
Posted on July 27th, 2012 at 7:02 amIf reading at your workplace – Spontaneous laugther followed by weird “what’s wrong with you” looks will occur.
MarcieR says:
See? I laughed so hard I couldn’t even spell “laughter” the right way.
Posted on July 27th, 2012 at 7:03 amTammy M. says:
It’s Tuesday already? Awwww, well just a few more DAYS! I am totally loving ALL the excerpts for this book, hurry up Tuesday! Have fun!
Posted on July 27th, 2012 at 7:21 amAllie says:
There’s a DOG in this book?? Awesome.
Posted on July 27th, 2012 at 8:00 amKelly W. says:
I cannot wait for this. I am that way with all of your books though. You are doing a great job of stalking, by the way. Thanks
Posted on July 27th, 2012 at 9:46 amLaurie says:
Go to love Penis Math. Looking forward to the book. The friendship between the girls is so funny and heartwarming.
Posted on July 27th, 2012 at 10:08 amDonna M says:
Glad you are having fun.
Keep enjoying & keep us posted. Love all the pictures so far. 
Enjoy the weekend.
Posted on July 27th, 2012 at 10:11 amKim M says:
I don’t even know what to say. That’s a funny conversation… Though, I’m thinking Mallory is the sanest one of the three at the moment.
Posted on July 27th, 2012 at 11:31 amPhylana says:
Who knew accountants learned penis math…why am I a nurse again? I can’t wait for the release of this book…thanks for the excerpt
Posted on July 27th, 2012 at 8:41 pmKourtney says:
haha penis math.
Also, I really love the pinterest link. Very cool to see the inspiration and visuals you had behind the story… plus the puppy is so cute.
Posted on July 28th, 2012 at 11:14 pm