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“You smell so good, I just want to eat you up.”
“But you won’t, right? Fred? RIGHT?”
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Amy P. says:
“ahhh, dahling . . . where have you been all my life?”
Posted on July 10th, 2012 at 5:37 amMaryAnne says:
People are talking…we’ll have to stop meeting this way.
Posted on July 10th, 2012 at 5:43 amRachel says:
If I squeeze real tight, can I convince the cat to not tell Jill I ate the last of the cookies ?
Posted on July 10th, 2012 at 5:50 amPat L. says:
Oooh, that feels so good. Please don’t stop.
Posted on July 10th, 2012 at 5:55 amRuth (CO) says:
Ahh you smell so good. Are you wearing eau do kibble?
Posted on July 10th, 2012 at 6:06 amSueB says:
“Really? You know I don’t swing that way. Not even for tuna.”
Posted on July 10th, 2012 at 6:15 amLaurie says:
I knew I shouldn’t have let her watch, From Here to Eternity
Posted on July 10th, 2012 at 6:22 amTammy says:
“I want to bite your neck!”
Posted on July 10th, 2012 at 6:24 amPaige says:
So….Word on the street is you have nine lives. Wanna test that theory?
Posted on July 10th, 2012 at 6:26 amTerese says:
*Sniff* *Sniff* Is that Oreo’s I smell….
Posted on July 10th, 2012 at 6:45 amCrystalGB says:
Come on baby,just one kiss. It’ll be our little secret.
Posted on July 10th, 2012 at 7:06 amor
How can something that feels this good, be so wrong?
Sandi in OH says:
And they said we were wrong for each other.
Posted on July 10th, 2012 at 7:16 amJanine Gardner says:
“And I will hug him and squeeze him and call him George!”
Posted on July 10th, 2012 at 7:19 amPetro says:
“Kiss me you fool !! ” …. Ugh Dog breath !
Posted on July 10th, 2012 at 7:24 amAmy L. says:
Sniff. I can’t get enough of your smell…kinda like food, I’m hungry.
Posted on July 10th, 2012 at 7:25 amamandajward (kooks) says:
I knew youd wake up and smell the catnip one day!
Posted on July 10th, 2012 at 7:25 amAlina D says:
“Shhhhh, I swear no one will ever know.”
Posted on July 10th, 2012 at 7:25 amCindy Capers says:
You smell like cat food!
Posted on July 10th, 2012 at 7:25 amSharon says:
“And they called it…Puppy looove!”
Posted on July 10th, 2012 at 7:27 amStephanie B says:
Did you get kitty treats again? I can smell them. Why didn’t you share?? We agreed!!
Posted on July 10th, 2012 at 7:29 amCarrieZ says:
You have a little cookie crumb riiiiight here. Let me get it for you.
Posted on July 10th, 2012 at 7:29 ampatty porter says:
What the heck dude. I thought we agreed …. our friendship is suppose to be a secret.
Posted on July 10th, 2012 at 7:37 amTK says:
“I’m telling you not a word about the hole in the backyard and no one gets hurt”
Posted on July 10th, 2012 at 7:38 amTammy C says:
“OH yes Goldie, talk dirty to me!That’s purrrfect.”
Posted on July 10th, 2012 at 7:38 amChristine H. says:
Ma Cherie, come wiz me to the Casbah!
Posted on July 10th, 2012 at 7:39 amMary W. says:
“I’ll be Christian and you can be Ana.”
Posted on July 10th, 2012 at 7:40 amDenise says:
I will do this until you say Uncle…
Posted on July 10th, 2012 at 7:41 amElizabeth Lopez says:
Dog – “Tell me where she hid my bones, kitty and I won’t lick you to death”
Cat – “But …. But…..I just can’t Buddy, I promised her I wouldn’t tell. She said ..oh boy, dude..if….if I told you, I wouldn’t get MY treats!”
Dog- “Figures! So slick, very sneaky Kitty you are! I see you in the middle of the night. Running crazy trying to wake up everyone. Every time you play, and run around the house, you don’t get yelled at but I do! Ruuufffff …..that makes me mad but you know what? It’s cool, it’s cool Kitty….. Alright, Lets make a deal……..Kitty girl, what do you say?? I’ll pay you to tell me where she hid my bone? Stop working for her and lets start being best buds…..Hey, Aren’t we friends, Kitty??”
Cat – “sure we are Doggy” The cat whispers to the dog,
“The bones are in the top cabinet in the kitchen. Distracted her, make the phone ring or go knock on the front door, then bark like crazy, you know, distract her…..and I’ll go grab the bones for ya.”
Dog- “You’re awesome Kitty! I love ya”
Cat- “Meooowww, don’t ya know it bud, I’m Da Best” purr puuurrr……
LOL, Okay, so I had a little fun with it, hehehe
Posted on July 10th, 2012 at 7:48 amKaren says:
“I just love your feminine tuna smell”
Posted on July 10th, 2012 at 7:49 am“Oohh and your manly rawhide smell really does it for me!”
Jessie R. says:
In the end, love conquers all!
Posted on July 10th, 2012 at 7:51 amMichelle says:
“*singing* Have I told you lately that I love you…”
Posted on July 10th, 2012 at 7:51 am“NOOOO!! NOT AGAIN!!!”
Jenn H says:
Listen, I know you just finished “Fifty Shades of Grey” but honestly, I’m not into that. I don’t care how popular a book it is, that’s just not my scene. Respect my boundaries!
Posted on July 10th, 2012 at 7:54 amMary Beth says:
“I wish I knew how to quit you” (delivered in your best Brokeback Mountain cowboy accent)
Posted on July 10th, 2012 at 7:54 amJessica Truitt says:
Whoever say opposites attract sure is right!
Posted on July 10th, 2012 at 7:58 amCarrie J says:
“You drive me crazy, you swing your tail in my face and you poke your nose where it doesn’t belong,you leave toys in my bed at the worst times, but I cant stop myself from following you around. Your smell is inticing what is it”?
“Catnip”
Posted on July 10th, 2012 at 7:59 amGrace says:
I never thought kissing a dog could be so good
Posted on July 10th, 2012 at 8:04 amRebecca says:
I just want to snuggle.
Posted on July 10th, 2012 at 8:10 amAmy Lawrence says:
Hugs and Eskimo kisses. Come on, you know you like it!
Posted on July 10th, 2012 at 8:11 amBrenda Rumsey says:
“okay, okay. Then Jill’s book says he nibbled slowly down from her ear, to her neck, to her…”
Posted on July 10th, 2012 at 8:11 amKate Cee says:
Dog: I love you. You…you complete me. And I just…
Cat: Shut up, just shut up. You had me at hello.
[kudos to Jerry Maguire movie]
Posted on July 10th, 2012 at 8:17 amJoAnne Weiss says:
What you do for me no dog can take your place!
Posted on July 10th, 2012 at 8:19 amVanessa says:
I know they think we won’t make it cause we are so different. But let’s prove them different babe.
Posted on July 10th, 2012 at 8:19 amSharon says:
“And they say mixed marriages never work.”
Posted on July 10th, 2012 at 8:23 amBrandy Bosquez says:
Hold still. I saw this pose on a Jill Shalvis cover!!
Posted on July 10th, 2012 at 8:26 amKim M says:
Oreo, the human doesn’t know that we get into her chocolate. You still have some of that candy bar on your face. I have to lick it off.
Posted on July 10th, 2012 at 8:30 amSherie says:
Come on give daddy a kiss!
Posted on July 10th, 2012 at 8:31 amJennifer says:
Dog: I’ll let you go as soon as you calm down.
Posted on July 10th, 2012 at 8:32 amAndrew Grigaliunas says:
Cat thinks, “Now I got him right where I want him. He will now be my slave forever. I will get my catnip anytime I want it.”
Posted on July 10th, 2012 at 8:33 amMoran says:
Come on if you don’t brush your teeth in the morning at least chew some gum!
Posted on July 10th, 2012 at 8:41 amKarin Anderson says:
Ewww! Stop KISSING me! You slobber.
Posted on July 10th, 2012 at 8:41 amSteffi K says:
come away with me we’ll ditch this house and these humans and we can be together! WE can’t I won’t noo!
Posted on July 10th, 2012 at 8:42 amJanet Pepsin says:
Hold still. You’ve got a poppy seed stuck in your teeth.
Posted on July 10th, 2012 at 8:43 amAuntie J says:
“I smell a cavity. You need to go see the dentist.”
Posted on July 10th, 2012 at 8:47 amKimberly K says:
Dog: FORCE CUDDLE! I love you sooo much friend!
Posted on July 10th, 2012 at 8:48 amCat: Crap. How do I get out of this furry situation? *I must hurry before the people see us and think I like it.*
ClaudiaGC says:
You are up for some kitty play?
Posted on July 10th, 2012 at 9:02 amNicki B says:
If I play dead maybe he won’t eat me!
Posted on July 10th, 2012 at 9:03 amDina says:
I kissed a kitty kat and I liked it
Posted on July 10th, 2012 at 9:05 amRaonaid Luckwell says:
Dog- Frankly Scarlet I don’t give a damn…
Cat – *Swoons * You say the sweetest things… Waittttt a damn minute, who’s Scarlet..
Posted on July 10th, 2012 at 9:07 amRaonaid Luckwell says:
Cat – I just died in your arms tonight * singing Cutting Crew’s song * Hiccup
Dog – You’re plastered aren’t you? Told you to stay out of their wine. Goes straight to the head.
Posted on July 10th, 2012 at 9:09 amCarrie E. says:
“Just a little nibble…come on, you know you love it!!”
Posted on July 10th, 2012 at 9:13 amRhonda says:
“If your attacker gets you in this position, go for soft tissue… eyes, nose, balls,” he told her huskily in her ear. Unable to resist, she turned her face to his and met his lips. She smiled and whispered against his whiskers, “I love it when we role play Jade and Dell. That Jill Shalvis is a genius.”
Posted on July 10th, 2012 at 9:17 amChristine says:
Hmm…yeah, i think you missed a spot in your daily cleaning! I’ll help!
Posted on July 10th, 2012 at 9:21 amKathy says:
What happens in the kitchen, stays in the kitchen.
Posted on July 10th, 2012 at 9:25 amcatslady says:
I want to hold your hand (paw) to the tune of the Beatles!
Posted on July 10th, 2012 at 9:26 amNichole M. says:
Now that I finally caught you, there is no letting go!!
Posted on July 10th, 2012 at 9:27 amcatslady says:
or – I can’t help falling in love with you to the tune of Elvis.
or – Strangers in the night, doo be doobie do by Frank Sinatra.
ok, I’ll quit now lol.
Posted on July 10th, 2012 at 9:28 amDanielle West says:
I had to cook AND do laundry today. Just let me go to sleep.
Posted on July 10th, 2012 at 9:28 amCourtney says:
“Scarlet, you’ve never looked lovelier. Kiss me!”
Posted on July 10th, 2012 at 9:36 amKathleen O says:
“Really, you want to do this now!!!!, you are just a dog in heat all the time”.
Posted on July 10th, 2012 at 9:38 amadrienne says:
Kiss me beneath the milky twilight (the cranberries)
Posted on July 10th, 2012 at 9:40 amChristine says:
Best Friends: It doesn’t matter what color, shape, size, or species!
Posted on July 10th, 2012 at 9:43 amDonna M says:
I think I love you!
There are some really good lines here!!
Posted on July 10th, 2012 at 9:54 amTawnya says:
I’ll be the laughingstalk at the dog park if anyone finds out. But…*licks* I just can’t resist.
Posted on July 10th, 2012 at 9:56 amPatty says:
“Cara mia!”
“Gomez!”
Posted on July 10th, 2012 at 10:10 amGlittergirl says:
You’re gonna quite swiping at my tail RIGHT?
Posted on July 10th, 2012 at 10:13 amTraci says:
Kitty! Kitty! Speak to me Kitty!!!
Posted on July 10th, 2012 at 10:27 amLinda Henderson says:
In true Spaceballs manner. “At last, I have you in my clutches, to have my way with you, the way I want to.”
Posted on July 10th, 2012 at 10:35 amTara Bellomy says:
ahh mon cheri, for you, I would give up my last biscuit for just a kiss
Posted on July 10th, 2012 at 10:52 amKris A says:
I love you, I love you, I love you!
Posted on July 10th, 2012 at 10:54 amGinny LaMere says:
Your so gonna be in trouble when they watch the video footage and I’m telling Mom you started it
Posted on July 10th, 2012 at 11:06 amJulia - Yen says:
Oh my darling I love your purr-ing, give me sloppy kisses, come on sloppy kisses…..
Posted on July 10th, 2012 at 11:13 amKathy says:
I smell bacon!
Posted on July 10th, 2012 at 11:18 amWendy says:
“Do I kiss like a Saint Bernard?” “I don’t know…I’ve never kissed a Saint Bernard.” (sorry….couldn’t resist!)
Posted on July 10th, 2012 at 11:24 amMaureen says:
I’m only going to tell you this once. Stay away from my food, stay off my bed or I’ll break your neck. Now smile for the humans.
Posted on July 10th, 2012 at 11:41 amjenn says:
I need you right Meow!
Posted on July 10th, 2012 at 11:54 amMelissa S says:
I haven’t heard you say Uncle yet!
Posted on July 10th, 2012 at 11:57 amDixie says:
“but soft, what light throught yonder window breaks?”
Posted on July 10th, 2012 at 12:03 pmJeanne says:
“I do the wiggle man, yeah. I’m sexy and I know it.”from LMFAO…so appropriate here.
Posted on July 10th, 2012 at 12:04 pmCaroline Storer says:
Cat just didn’t *get* doggy wrestling….
Posted on July 10th, 2012 at 12:18 pmCorie B says:
From “Gone With The Wind”
Scarlett aka CAT:: Rhett, don’t. I shall faint.
Posted on July 10th, 2012 at 12:19 pmRhett Butler aka DOG:: I want you to faint. This is what you were meant for. None of the fools you’ve ever know have kissed you like this, have they? Your Charles, or your Frank, or your stupid Ashley.
Cheryl Stanford says:
Alright, I’ma say this one last time….you value them whiskers????? Stop swatting my tail!!!
Posted on July 10th, 2012 at 12:43 pmJane says:
Admit you ate the last cookie. I can smell it on you.
Posted on July 10th, 2012 at 1:01 pmKathleen says:
Dog: How can we be lovers if we can’t be friends?
Cat: How can we start over if the fight never ends?
Posted on July 10th, 2012 at 1:32 pmSandi says:
“My God, I never dreamed it would be like this with someone like you! Why did we wait so long to try this…and can we do that a few more times???”
Posted on July 10th, 2012 at 1:41 pmPat F says:
Singing…….” There’s a place for us, somewhere a place for us”
Posted on July 10th, 2012 at 1:46 pmmary hay says:
Let me go, Dog, let me go!
Posted on July 10th, 2012 at 2:05 pmAmy Medeiros says:
Scarlett, No, I don’t think I will kiss you, although you need kissing, badly. That’s what’s wrong with you. You should be kissed and often, and by someone who knows how…slobber
Posted on July 10th, 2012 at 2:35 pmDeanna says:
Alright already! I admit it! I ate the sausage off the table and made it look like it was you! Don’t kill me, okay???
Posted on July 10th, 2012 at 2:48 pmEileen A-W says:
What do you mean my breath smells like your chew toy?!?
Posted on July 10th, 2012 at 2:48 pmTracy S says:
Cat: “I told you already, I have a headache!”
Posted on July 10th, 2012 at 3:33 pmKerriW says:
“How can something that is supposed to be so wrong feel so right? To hell with what anyone else says, I’m in love with you!”
Posted on July 10th, 2012 at 3:41 pmAngela T says:
Dog breath!
Posted on July 10th, 2012 at 3:47 pmCatnip!
Alison C says:
Dog: “Fluffy, you’re smelling a little fishy have you been in the sardines again?”
Posted on July 10th, 2012 at 4:13 pmCat: “I’ll never tell”.
Connie Lee says:
Hey Pussycat, you can have my Coke, yes really!
Posted on July 10th, 2012 at 4:19 pmKelly W. says:
“Hehe, I like it when you think you have all the power!”
Posted on July 10th, 2012 at 4:58 pmRachel says:
I’m thinking doggy style, but I can make kitty style work if I have to!
Posted on July 10th, 2012 at 5:05 pmAlexa J says:
Aww, come on! You know you love me!
Posted on July 10th, 2012 at 5:22 pmTanya says:
Let us not let a thing like a species difference affect our love
Posted on July 10th, 2012 at 6:14 pmKimh says:
Hey not there I am ticklish hah a
Posted on July 10th, 2012 at 9:18 pmJackie Tessnair says:
Tell me right now,Have you been in the tuna again?
Posted on July 10th, 2012 at 9:42 pmRaonaid Luckwell says:
Dog: mon amour a toi toujours, ma cherie
Cat: Swoony sigh. “Love it when you speak French”
Actually got those words from The 69 Eyes’s song Dance D’Amour and when he sings it my legs buckle and I feel weak
Posted on July 10th, 2012 at 10:31 pmJennifer Goos says:
Dog: You ate my food, I can smell it!
Posted on July 10th, 2012 at 10:51 pmCat: No! I didn’t! I swear! ….maybe…
Jeanine says:
Damn, forgot the bath salts… I can’t eat you up now.
Posted on July 11th, 2012 at 4:56 amWendy says:
Oh, Milo. You’re such a romantic!
Posted on July 11th, 2012 at 6:12 amCateS says:
I told you I was a wrestler…
Posted on July 11th, 2012 at 7:47 amWendy says:
Who’s your daddy?
Posted on July 11th, 2012 at 3:27 pm- Obviously not you.
Aw, come on! Can’t you play along just this once?
Joyce M. says:
Where have you hidden the cookies?
Posted on July 11th, 2012 at 3:56 pmAmanda says:
Dog: “Come clean”
Cat: “I know nothing!”
Dog: “I can smell it on your breath”
Cat: “Never say that to a woman your snuggling!”
Posted on July 12th, 2012 at 9:14 amDiane Engelhardt says:
I think this is a little low for the tango!
Posted on July 12th, 2012 at 12:13 pm