Mysteries of the universe
August 19, 2010 | Filed under: Stuff
Seeking the answers to the following questions. Please feel free to add your own mysteries of life.
1. Why is there always a spider when no one else is home?
2. Why am I always the one to drive the car when it’s on empty?
3. Why do the teenagers eat so much?
4. Why does the puppy wait until I get comfy to have to go potty?
5. Why does Alpha Man always think I know where his wallet is?
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Stacy ~ says:
1. Why do people always show up at work at the last minute when you need to get out of the office on time?
2. Why do semi trucks (or other idiot drivers)try to pass other semi trucks yet once they get in the left lane they go the same speed and back up traffic?
3. Why does that zit always appear prominently on your face when you are going somewhere and will probably have your picture taken?
4. Why are all the good ones taken?
5. Why do (some) booksignings occur on a weekday during the day while I’m at work?
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Posted on August 19th, 2010 at 4:37 amangie says:
1 They like alone time with you… this happens at my house also.
Posted on August 19th, 2010 at 4:57 am2. This is an easy one the bears suck the gas out of the tank at night.
3. h-o-r-m-o-n-e-s
4. You look busy mostly, he just wants to wait until everything calms down.
5. Well in my house I’m the finder of lost keys, glasses, lunchbox, you name it so if it fits…..
tennismom mary g says:
Why is it rainy/windy the day you get your hair done?
Why do bills arrive in time but not books?
Why are men from Mars?
Why can’t stupid people & bad drivers live on their own planet?
Why can’t my fave authors write faster? LOL
Posted on August 19th, 2010 at 5:46 amPat L. says:
1. Yes, Stacy #1 is a pita. Or no one else is in when you arrive and you have to go to the bathroom.
2. Why does my husband expect me to do something he wants done immediately but I am still waiting since Dec to have my grass seeded from when the cesspool was pumped and the time before that was 5 years ago when my daughter got married and it never got seeded either.
3. Why does a problem with a bill or medical insurance come up on a Friday when you can’t do anything about it but stew?
4. When people say they are going to have you over and never do. (I likes a free home cooked meal – LOL)
5. When you are trying to get someone to clear up a problem on the phone and you go thru all the different prompts and then you get disconnected.
Posted on August 19th, 2010 at 6:06 amTammy says:
When I have to go to the bathroom my little ones MUST have mom, why?
Why is it that when I have time to watch tv, there’s NOTHING on?
Why does my husband always forget to clean out his pockets before throwing them beside the empty hamper?(I have always washed something of his, even after checking the pockets!)
There are too many mysteries of the universe to name for me but these were a few of mine!
Posted on August 19th, 2010 at 8:23 amRonna says:
Why do 2 socks go in, but one comes out of the dryer?
Why do the kids put empy Pop Tart boxes back in the cupboard?
Why does everyone in the neighborhood need in our bathroom when I settle down to take a bath?
Posted on August 19th, 2010 at 8:31 amLisa P in California says:
1. Why do the kids wait until I’m finally seated at dinner to ask for more milk/water?
2. Why do they wait to put their laundry in the hamper until they see me empty it on my way to the washing machine?
3. How can my husband create new and innovative medications to help people (he’s a pharmacist), but can’t get his underwear and socks from the floor to the hamper?
I’ll think of more and have to stop by again later today.
Posted on August 19th, 2010 at 8:34 amSusan says:
Why can’t anyone but me put a new roll of toilet paper in the bathroom when it is empty?
Why do we always get company stop by when I decide to actually exercise and get on my treadmill?
Why does company always stop by when I have a sink full of dishes and my teenager’s junk all over the house, but never when it’s clean?
Posted on August 19th, 2010 at 9:02 amDonna M says:
1. Why when you get new walking shoes do they hurt?
2. Why are all the T-shirts I look at now so long? I’m short they don’t work for me & it emphasises my indulgences for ice cream and/or cookies?
3. Why do we have to be politically correct about so many things?
4. Why are there so many idiots on the road? Where do they get their license?
See, the brain kicked in a bit!!
Posted on August 19th, 2010 at 10:06 amAmber Polk says:
Well my gas tank is ALWAYS empty when I get into it because my husband wants me to see the pretty gas light when I’m on an errand.
Posted on August 19th, 2010 at 11:02 amJudy F says:
1) why do I always get behind the school bus that makes a ton of stops on one street?
2) Why when you know a check is coming it takes its good old time getting here?
3) Why when you have plans you get sick or a cold?
Posted on August 19th, 2010 at 1:25 pmmindy says:
-Why does the phone ring when you’ve just gotten into the bathtub?
-Why do cats wait until you’re almost asleep to throw up?
Posted on August 19th, 2010 at 2:45 pmCassie says:
~ Why do I always have the urge to run to the bookstore or shop online for books when I have tall stacks of books in my TBR piles?
~ Why do I always pick up a book that’s in the middle of a series? Well except for Smart and Sexy I think and about three others.
~ Why do I resist like hell when a lot of people recommend a book especially if it’s been read about everyone?
Posted on August 19th, 2010 at 4:24 pmAng says:
Why is it when I go to have a cookie they are all gone?
Why is the milk carton put back in the fridge when there is only a “splash” of milk in it?
Why is it that anyone going slower than you is an idiot, but anyone going faster than you is a maniac?
Posted on August 19th, 2010 at 6:58 pmKristina says:
Why do you always forget at least three groceries until your home and everything is put away???
Why when you buy two of anything no one eats it but you buy one and it’s gone? Yeah, mostly bread…
Can you tell what I did today? LOL
Posted on August 19th, 2010 at 8:12 pmLexi Connor says:
Why does it rain right after I get my car washed?
Posted on August 19th, 2010 at 10:13 pm