Let’s see…

I lost my car/house keys for a week when we came back from vacation in September. I used them to let myself into the house, and then couldn’t find them again. My husband finally found them for me.

I left the lotion out that I use for Medium Fry (she’s got eczema and thusly really dry skin) while I went into the kitchen for something. I got sidetracked, and it took longer than the thirty seconds I’d originally planned. By the time I got back, Large Fry (who’s 3) had “conditioned” her sisters’ hair with the lotion. So much so that I had to bathe the youngest one again because it was the only way to get the lotion out of her hair.

Leaving the baby wipes out also results in wipe-snowstorms in my living room. Again, less than thirty seconds for that to happen.

I have so totally lost my mind that I leave one room, go to another, and don’t remember why I came into the room, walk back into the first room, remember, and hope to retain it until I get to the destination room this time.

I sneezed and violently pulled a muscle in my chest wall. I had to have good drugs to be able to breathe without pain.

I think I strained a tendon in my right wrist (the good one) and I don’t know how I did that. It’s been a week and it still throbs.

Jill, sweetie, you are NOT alone.

As for idiotic behavior, I ate 4 different pieces of Halloween candy for dinner last night. All I had to go with them were some strawberries in fruit dip. Yeah, that was healthy.