May 10, 2008 | Filed under: Stuff
1. Believe that you can beat your husband at pool. Specifically get cocky, trash talk, and promise all sorts of things if he beats you, which of course he then does. Easily.
2. Eat an entire bag of ranch flavored Doritos and an entire rack of Chips Ahoy chocolate chip cookies. Then drink a soda, which will expand everything in your gut and revolt. ‘Nuff said.
3. Go to sleep on your back on the deck in the sun, where you will do something you normally do NOT do while healthy, which is snore loud enough to wake the dead. And make all your peeps laugh at your expense.
4. Think you should be a singer, and then try to prove it to your family by singing along with the American Idol hopefuls.
5. Apply to go on the next Survivor because you think you can win the million bucks (um, CBS? Ignore my application please. I’m not known to do well without my daily allowance of cookies)
Posted by Jill @ 1:00 am | Make a Comment
Judy F says:
Ah Poor Jill. I hope you are feeling better. and that your family is being good to you.
Posted on May 10th, 2008 at 3:48 amLOL
Mental P Mama says:
Oh but I do love me some codeine. Feel better!
Posted on May 10th, 2008 at 4:22 amDevon Gray says:
Hmmmm…sounds like Tussinex to me! When I took it I had several “animated” conversations with friends and family…apparently
I hope your cough is gone at least!
Posted on May 10th, 2008 at 4:56 amLiza says:
Jill hope you are feeling better soon!
Posted on May 10th, 2008 at 5:33 amLisa J says:
Sunday is the big ending to Survivor. What a great Mother’s Day gift. I can’t wait!
Posted on May 10th, 2008 at 6:18 amSuzanne says:
Hey, you’d be GREAT on Survivor! Totally fun!
Posted on May 10th, 2008 at 7:11 amTreasia Stepp says:
I do hope you get to feeling better soon. Now my question is: where is the pictures of you asleep in the sun snoring?
Posted on May 10th, 2008 at 7:25 amAshley says:
Sorry, you’re not feeling well, but at least you provided good entertainment for Alpha Man and the girls!!! They owe you one (or maybe a few!!)
Posted on May 10th, 2008 at 7:27 amHope you get well soon! (and maybe next time just go to bed after you medicate!)
Cindy says:
LOL Hope you feel better soon.
Posted on May 10th, 2008 at 7:48 amCourtney says:
Hope you’re feeling better Jill.
Posted on May 10th, 2008 at 9:14 amAllie says:
Oh dear!
Feel better soon!
Posted on May 10th, 2008 at 9:44 amDevon Ellington says:
I’m assuming you can drink alcohol?
Try a hot whisky toddy — it’ll cure whatever ails you — hot tea, a shot of single malt whisky, a teaspoon of honey, a slice of lemon with cloves in it, and a cinnamon stick.
You’ll be fine in no time.
Seriously, it helps the throat.
I’m sure I have more remedies, but my herbals are still all in storage.
Posted on May 10th, 2008 at 12:01 pmCryna says:
So sorry you are feeling badly, I hope that you begin to pick up soon. Hope you have a good Mother’s Day despite not feeling well, they should all pamper you more because of it.
Posted on May 10th, 2008 at 2:30 pmJudy F says:
Happy Mothers Day too. I hope you get tons of cookies. Hugs
Posted on May 10th, 2008 at 3:34 pmBrandy says:
That’s some scary stuff! Hope you’re feeling well and Happy Mothers Day!
Posted on May 10th, 2008 at 5:14 pmlimecello says:
Oh my - was that like, a mini bag of doritos? Or one of the large ones?
Posted on May 10th, 2008 at 5:32 pmPoor Jill- feel better!
Laurie says:
Hope you’re feeling better, Jill.
Happy Mother’s Day!
(prom pics on my blog)
Posted on May 10th, 2008 at 9:16 pmannbb says:
Been there…done that…is it wrong????
DO FEEL BETTER!!!
Posted on May 10th, 2008 at 9:20 pmKris says:
Hope you feel better today.
Happy Mother’s Day!!
Posted on May 11th, 2008 at 6:36 amDru says:
Happy Mother’s Day Jill!
Posted on May 11th, 2008 at 6:37 amSusan says:
Happy Mother’s Day, Jill!
There is no snow where you go to play Survivor.
Posted on May 11th, 2008 at 9:39 amKeeper of the Catnip says:
But think of all the material you could get from the Survivor experience? And think of all the entertainment we’ll get as you go through your Chocolate Chip withdrawl!
Happy Mothers Day. Feel good soon.
Posted on May 11th, 2008 at 11:18 amKate Hardy says:
Hugs, Jill - hope you feel better soon.
Posted on May 11th, 2008 at 10:25 pm