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Pass the sneeze, please

December 21, 2007 | Filed under: Stuff

The other afternoon at a basketball game, I sneezed six times in a row. A girlfriend turned to me and asked if I’d just had an orgasm.

I blinked. “Um, what?”

“If you sneeze six times in a row,” she said confidently. “It’s the same as an orgasm.”

Okay, as an allergy sufferer, I can guarantee you, that if it was possible to have an orgasm from six sneezes in a row, I’d be the happiest person on the planet. Sadly, I am not.

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  1. Judy F says:

    That’s a new one.

  2. Elizabeth K says:

    I remember reading somewhere that the physiology (or whatever) of a sneeze is very similar to an orgasm. But I never knew there was a quantity involved.

  3. Elizabeth K says:

    PS: Why do you have “Nosferatu” on your little shopping sidebar? Just curious… it’s a great flick!

  4. Laurie says:

    That’s a new one on me, I’ve hever heard that.

    Achoo, achoo . . . nope, nothing :(

  5. Alison says:

    If that were true…I’d carry pepper in my pocket :rotfl:

  6. Patty L. says:

    It that were true, the pharmacy would never sell cold medicine. LOL

  7. Stacy ~ says:

    I agree, if that were true, we’d be sneezing all day long, doing nothing else. Maybe it’s 7? Try that one Jill. If not, well then have a cookie.

  8. Barbara-Jo says:

    Somehow I think that scenario should be included in a book. :rotfl:
    Have a wonderful holiday.

  9. Angie T says:

    Alison!! :rotfl:
    And the joke shops would never be able to keep ’sneeze powder’ in stock! :shock:

  10. Christina Arbini says:

    Excellent, now I’m not going to be able to sneeze ever again without thinking about that. LOL! :mrgreen:

    Christina

  11. Bailey Stewart says:

    Only if you stick the vibrator up your nose …

  12. Shelly says:

    Mine come in three’s….. the sneezes that is….. not the orgasms. :cry:

  13. Carolyn A. says:

    That’s a good one – I’ve never heard that before! Who thinks of these things? I want that job! :wigglebrow:

  14. jeanne says:

    I don’t think I’ve ever sneezed that many times in a row – guess I’ve been missing uot :rotfl:

  15. jeanne says:

    ummmm out :oops:

  16. Susan says:

    I haven’t experienced that either! :mad: :lol:

  17. Wendy says:

    I’ve heard about that before but never sneezed six times in a row so no orgasm for me. Damn. :rotfl:

  18. Brandy says:

    Um, I’ve NEVER heard that before and since I have a cold right now, I can guarantee that doesn’t work! *G*

  19. Cryna says:

    I have heard that before – but have never had it happen, I think it is just a big lie……. :rotfl:

  20. Wendy says:

    But can you imagine if it was TRUE?? :rotfl:

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