Pass the sneeze, please | Author Jill Shalvis

December 21, 2007 | Filed under: Stuff

The other afternoon at a basketball game, I sneezed six times in a row. A girlfriend turned to me and asked if I’d just had an orgasm.

I blinked. “Um, what?”

“If you sneeze six times in a row,” she said confidently. “It’s the same as an orgasm.”

Okay, as an allergy sufferer, I can guarantee you, that if it was possible to have an orgasm from six sneezes in a row, I’d be the happiest person on the planet. Sadly, I am not.

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Judy F says:

That’s a new one.
Posted on December 21st, 2007 at 3:46 am
Elizabeth K says:

I remember reading somewhere that the physiology (or whatever) of a sneeze is very similar to an orgasm. But I never knew there was a quantity involved.
Posted on December 21st, 2007 at 4:41 am
Elizabeth K says:

PS: Why do you have “Nosferatu” on your little shopping sidebar? Just curious… it’s a great flick!
Posted on December 21st, 2007 at 4:42 am
Laurie says:

That’s a new one on me, I’ve hever heard that.

Achoo, achoo . . . nope, nothing
Posted on December 21st, 2007 at 5:37 am
Alison says:

If that were true…I’d carry pepper in my pocket :rotfl:
Posted on December 21st, 2007 at 5:58 am
Patty L. says:

It that were true, the pharmacy would never sell cold medicine. LOL
Posted on December 21st, 2007 at 6:12 am
Stacy ~ says:

I agree, if that were true, we’d be sneezing all day long, doing nothing else. Maybe it’s 7? Try that one Jill. If not, well then have a cookie.
Posted on December 21st, 2007 at 6:17 am
Barbara-Jo says:

Somehow I think that scenario should be included in a book. :rotfl:
Have a wonderful holiday.
Posted on December 21st, 2007 at 7:23 am
Angie T says:

Alison!! :rotfl:
And the joke shops would never be able to keep ‘sneeze powder’ in stock!
Posted on December 21st, 2007 at 7:31 am
Christina Arbini says:

Excellent, now I’m not going to be able to sneeze ever again without thinking about that. LOL!

Christina
Posted on December 21st, 2007 at 8:24 am
Bailey Stewart says:

Only if you stick the vibrator up your nose …
Posted on December 21st, 2007 at 9:00 am
Shelly says:

Mine come in three’s….. the sneezes that is….. not the orgasms.
Posted on December 21st, 2007 at 10:04 am
Carolyn A. says:

That’s a good one – I’ve never heard that before! Who thinks of these things? I want that job! :wigglebrow:
Posted on December 21st, 2007 at 12:42 pm
jeanne says:

I don’t think I’ve ever sneezed that many times in a row – guess I’ve been missing uot :rotfl:
Posted on December 21st, 2007 at 2:16 pm
jeanne says:

ummmm out
Posted on December 21st, 2007 at 2:16 pm
Susan says:

I haven’t experienced that either!
Posted on December 21st, 2007 at 2:34 pm
Wendy says:

I’ve heard about that before but never sneezed six times in a row so no orgasm for me. Damn. :rotfl:
Posted on December 21st, 2007 at 3:50 pm
Brandy says:

Um, I’ve NEVER heard that before and since I have a cold right now, I can guarantee that doesn’t work! *G*
Posted on December 21st, 2007 at 3:56 pm
Cryna says:

I have heard that before – but have never had it happen, I think it is just a big lie……. :rotfl:
Posted on December 21st, 2007 at 5:04 pm
Wendy says:

But can you imagine if it was TRUE?? :rotfl:
Posted on December 21st, 2007 at 8:22 pm