Pass the sneeze, please
December 21, 2007 | Filed under: Stuff
The other afternoon at a basketball game, I sneezed six times in a row. A girlfriend turned to me and asked if I’d just had an orgasm.
I blinked. “Um, what?”
“If you sneeze six times in a row,” she said confidently. “It’s the same as an orgasm.”
Okay, as an allergy sufferer, I can guarantee you, that if it was possible to have an orgasm from six sneezes in a row, I’d be the happiest person on the planet. Sadly, I am not.
Posted by Jill @ 1:00 am | Make a Comment
Judy F says:
That’s a new one.
Posted on December 21st, 2007 at 3:46 amElizabeth K says:
I remember reading somewhere that the physiology (or whatever) of a sneeze is very similar to an orgasm. But I never knew there was a quantity involved.
Posted on December 21st, 2007 at 4:41 amElizabeth K says:
PS: Why do you have “Nosferatu” on your little shopping sidebar? Just curious… it’s a great flick!
Posted on December 21st, 2007 at 4:42 amLaurie says:
That’s a new one on me, I’ve hever heard that.
Achoo, achoo . . . nope, nothing
Posted on December 21st, 2007 at 5:37 amAlison says:
If that were true…I’d carry pepper in my pocket :rotfl:
Posted on December 21st, 2007 at 5:58 amPatty L. says:
It that were true, the pharmacy would never sell cold medicine. LOL
Posted on December 21st, 2007 at 6:12 amStacy ~ says:
I agree, if that were true, we’d be sneezing all day long, doing nothing else. Maybe it’s 7? Try that one Jill. If not, well then have a cookie.
Posted on December 21st, 2007 at 6:17 amBarbara-Jo says:
Somehow I think that scenario should be included in a book. :rotfl:
Posted on December 21st, 2007 at 7:23 amHave a wonderful holiday.
Angie T says:
Alison!! :rotfl:
Posted on December 21st, 2007 at 7:31 amAnd the joke shops would never be able to keep ‘sneeze powder’ in stock!
Christina Arbini says:
Excellent, now I’m not going to be able to sneeze ever again without thinking about that. LOL!
Christina
Posted on December 21st, 2007 at 8:24 amBailey Stewart says:
Only if you stick the vibrator up your nose …
Posted on December 21st, 2007 at 9:00 amShelly says:
Mine come in three’s….. the sneezes that is….. not the orgasms.
Posted on December 21st, 2007 at 10:04 amCarolyn A. says:
That’s a good one – I’ve never heard that before! Who thinks of these things? I want that job! :wigglebrow:
Posted on December 21st, 2007 at 12:42 pmjeanne says:
I don’t think I’ve ever sneezed that many times in a row – guess I’ve been missing uot :rotfl:
Posted on December 21st, 2007 at 2:16 pmjeanne says:
ummmm out
Posted on December 21st, 2007 at 2:16 pmSusan says:
I haven’t experienced that either!
Posted on December 21st, 2007 at 2:34 pmWendy says:
I’ve heard about that before but never sneezed six times in a row so no orgasm for me. Damn. :rotfl:
Posted on December 21st, 2007 at 3:50 pmBrandy says:
Um, I’ve NEVER heard that before and since I have a cold right now, I can guarantee that doesn’t work! *G*
Posted on December 21st, 2007 at 3:56 pmCryna says:
I have heard that before – but have never had it happen, I think it is just a big lie……. :rotfl:
Posted on December 21st, 2007 at 5:04 pmWendy says:
But can you imagine if it was TRUE?? :rotfl:
Posted on December 21st, 2007 at 8:22 pm