TGIF | Author Jill Shalvis

March 16, 2007 | Filed under: Stuff

I just tried to use the strawberry in my right hand to sign a check while attempting to eat the pen in my left hand.

Yesterday I found my lost keys in the fridge.

Oh, and then I threw away a fork and put the used paper plate back in the drawer.

All signs that I’m too tired to be a functioning member of society. (I really hate the time change!)

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Stacy ~ says:

This is a situation that calls for more cookies! All I know is that I hate how dark it is in the mornings. Definitely not helping me to be a productive member of society either.
Posted on March 16th, 2007 at 3:45 am
V-Grrrl says:

Oh no. They put people in nursing homes for this. Watch your back!
Posted on March 16th, 2007 at 5:17 am
Alice Audrey says:

Sounds like you need to go back to bed. Are you under deadline again?

Alice
Posted on March 16th, 2007 at 6:35 am
Bailey Stewart says:

It’s all my fault, it’s time for a public confession. I baked you some chocolate chip cookies. *sigh* And then I ate them. My name is Bailey Stewart and I’m a cookie thief. So you see, had I sent those cookies, none of this would have happened, it’s not your fault. I’m a baaaaaad friend. Am I forgiven?
Posted on March 16th, 2007 at 6:36 am
Fannie says:

I do stuff like that all the time and can’t blame it on the time change. In my case it’s a case of advancing years. Time has a way of making us look stupid sometimes at the most inopportune time. :yes: My prescription is Take 4 cookies and go back to bed. Maybe tomorrow will be better. Hugs to all and have a great weekend. :wave:
Posted on March 16th, 2007 at 7:17 am
Shelly says:

Time change rule #1….

The darker it is in the morning, the darker the chocolate required to survive the day.

Of course this also works for lighter mornings. Use white chocolate in those cases.

This aught to take care of the problem. (wink)
Posted on March 16th, 2007 at 7:17 am
Jill says:

Bailey, all is forgiven soon as I get more cookies. :yes:
Posted on March 16th, 2007 at 7:22 am
Ellen says:

Sounds like a case of too much on your mind and probably not enough rest. Although…the fridge isn’t a bad place to store your keys.
Posted on March 16th, 2007 at 8:21 am
Sarah says:

Friday can’t ever get here fast enough!

PS – I went to the grocery store last night that has their book display right at the end, and when dh isn’t around I can usually snag a book… I looked for Smart&Sexy but didn’t see it. I guess their selection was too small.
Posted on March 16th, 2007 at 8:38 am
Susan says:

This is sad to admit, but that’s a typical day in my home! :hissyfit:
Posted on March 16th, 2007 at 10:14 am
kim h says:

i know, have a nice weeeknd
Posted on March 16th, 2007 at 10:43 am
catslady says:

Looks like Bailey’s going to be doing some baking this weekend lol.
Posted on March 16th, 2007 at 10:48 am
Brandy says:

I brought a book downstairs yesterday, set it on the shelf and then couldn’t find it. You are not alone. I suggest chocolate. LOTS of it.
Posted on March 16th, 2007 at 12:10 pm
Donna M says:

And I thought things like that were due to old age!!! :rotfl: Be good to yourself Jill & take care. I’m sure cookies will help the problem, cookies fix almost everything! :yes:
Have a great weekend everyone.
Posted on March 16th, 2007 at 12:44 pm
Judy F says:

Yup you need more cookies ASAP. I am off to work my other job. Have a doc appt at 9:30 tomorrow morning. Yikes
Posted on March 16th, 2007 at 1:26 pm
Marcy says:

I HATE time changes! It’s bad for me but it takes forever for my kids to get used to it. :hissyfit:
Posted on March 16th, 2007 at 1:38 pm
Ashley says:

Find your local girl scout and demand more cookies.
Posted on March 16th, 2007 at 2:00 pm
Mrs. Chicky says:

During a new class on Tuesday night I kept referring to the day as “monday”. As in, I don’t believe we’ll have any missed classes because there aren’t any holidays on any mondays for the next 8 weeks. I don’t even know how many times my students and their families reminded me that the class was being held on a Tuesday.

I feel your pain.
Posted on March 16th, 2007 at 2:52 pm
Cryna says:

I know how you feel, I have a hard time to adjust to the time change, and I do those kind of things even when the time is normal………..how sad is that………..
Posted on March 16th, 2007 at 3:42 pm
Cindy says:

You are definitely not alone. I do stuff like that ALL the time. LOL
Posted on March 17th, 2007 at 12:05 am