“I don’t have any clean socks.”
“This sounds like a personal problem.”
A long suffering sigh. “Are you getting your period?”
“Run. Run far and fast. And in the interest of your next wife’s mental welfare, never, never ever ever, ask that question again.”
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Judy F says:
Man JIll I would have thought he would have know better by now. YOu poor thing
Posted on November 4th, 2005 at 5:26 amTeresa says:
:rotfl:Men!!! Too funny!
Posted on November 4th, 2005 at 5:26 amSue says:
Yes Jill he should know you by now
Posted on November 4th, 2005 at 6:15 amand why do all men say that?
Kathleen says:
Jill, so how far has he ran yet:?:
Posted on November 4th, 2005 at 7:00 amI would reply to that question..”Why, are you on your period?”:yes:
Caro says:
My husband will sometimes make the first statement — he is fortunately far too familiar with me to make the second.
So…how far did he run? :rotfl:
Posted on November 4th, 2005 at 7:35 amChrista Runge says:
:rotfl: I just read that in Vicki Lewis Thompson’s book Your Place or Mine, “All men want from a wife is clean socks and clean sex.”
Posted on November 4th, 2005 at 8:11 amGlenice says:
That is too funny!!! Why is that men think because we don’t care about thier clean socks that we are PMSing??
I love how you reference his next wife…I do that ALL the time! But then I tell him when he does crap like that, that my next husband will be rich
Posted on November 4th, 2005 at 8:11 ameve says:
:rotfl:
Posted on November 4th, 2005 at 8:19 amToni Anderson says:
At the moment my DH has stopped putting his laundry in the basket (despite moaning at the kids to do so), so I have stopped washing them :thumbsup:
Posted on November 4th, 2005 at 9:05 amkim H says:
funny are you guys:rotfl:
Posted on November 4th, 2005 at 9:19 amKimmy says:
If my boyfriend said that to me… This would be the outcome:fryingpan:
Posted on November 4th, 2005 at 9:27 am:thumbsup:hahaha
Suzy says:
Why doesn’t he just buy more socks?
Oh. And your revenge for that stupid question–when all your daughters reach puberty. My daddy’s worst day was when his 3 princesses hit puberty. Oh and started to date!
Posted on November 4th, 2005 at 9:28 amMik says:
MEN. Can’t live with them… can’t kill them. :fryingpan:
Posted on November 4th, 2005 at 9:33 amMelissa says:
:talktothehand: Men are pigs.
Posted on November 4th, 2005 at 10:23 amSteph T. says:
I guess he figures you’re already planning on killing him for the construction anyway…:rotfl:
Posted on November 4th, 2005 at 11:16 amMarcy says:
I FINALLY trained my dh to do the laundry.
I just have to fold it. :bananadance:
Posted on November 4th, 2005 at 11:22 amAngie says:
At least its just your DH asking the stupid questions. In my house both my teenage sons do the same.
Posted on November 4th, 2005 at 11:45 am:fryingpan:
Those apples didn’t fall far from the tree….
jeanne says:
Oh that was one of the best things about reaching menopause – NEVER HAVING TO HEAR THAT AGAIN!!! My husband constantly said that! According to him I must have had one practically every day:wall:
Posted on November 4th, 2005 at 11:57 amJennifer says:
So convenient you have the construction going on. Perfect place to hide the body. :thumbsup:
:bananadance:I received a book in the mail yesterday. Thank you!
Posted on November 4th, 2005 at 2:46 pmSandy J says:
:rotfl: You’d think they would learn, but nooooo, no way, no how!
Posted on November 4th, 2005 at 3:41 pmBrandy says:
Oh, my Dh KNOWS BETTER! If he ever asked me that I would so smack him.:hyper:
Posted on November 4th, 2005 at 5:02 pmeve says:
Jennifer – :rotfl:
Posted on November 4th, 2005 at 5:54 pmmary beth says:
LOL Jill.
Posted on November 4th, 2005 at 7:16 pmWhat’s wrong with guys these days?!
Donna M says:
Thanks heavens there is no husband in my life to ask stupid questions! When I did have one I could never figure out why things he did were my fault!!!:rotfl:
Posted on November 4th, 2005 at 8:30 pmI wasn’t laughing then!:smile:
ButterflyLane says:
Mine asks if I ‘have PMS or something’… which is a valid question because I do get emotional, bitchy, or just plain violent right around then.
Posted on November 5th, 2005 at 10:36 amWhat he doesn’t seem to get yet is that if I do have PMS the question is just gonna push me over the edge.
Danica says:
I have a rule about this: only people who have (or have had)periods are allowed to make comments about periods-under penalty of death. I hope your hubby is still running.
Posted on November 5th, 2005 at 11:11 pm