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November 2, 2005 | Filed under: Stuff

Once upon a midnight clear, a modern day princess got off work late because her boss was an ass, grabbed take-out rather than cook, and headed towards home. Only she forgot to check the gas guage, and she ran out of gas. Perfect. In her rear mirror, she saw–

(tag, you’re it. Everyone finish the sentence before you, then start a new one …)

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  1. Raine says:

    In her rear mirror, she saw–

    –a huge Harley pull up behind her, revving to a stop. A tall, tanned god dismounted, all grin and gleaming leather, with black and blue tatoos snaking up his–

  2. Elsea says:

    with black and blue tattoos snaking up his -

    - arms. She noticed that in his jacket pocket, he had a copy off Jill Shalvis’ book. Trying to read the title, she saw that it was -

  3. Cheryl says:

    Trying to read the title, she saw that it was –

    Get A Clue. Was he an answer to her prayers? Or an omen of more ill luck? The way her day was going -

  4. Judy F says:

    The way her day was going it was most likely the devil himself.

    But as he got closer to her car she
    realized…

  5. Sandy J says:

    The way her day was going -

    He would probably tell her his copy was autographed! Was there any way she could convince him…

  6. LuAnn McLane says:

    Was there any way to convince him to trade her take out dinner for the book? He looked sort of hungry…

  7. Barbara-Jo says:

    He looked sort of hungry….

    But what exactly was he hungry for…Forget the takeout. She had an empty gas tank and an eyeful of candy that she immediately had a craving for. The tanned god was getting closer with a wicked gleam in his eyes.

  8. eve says:

    The tanned god was getting closer with a wicked gleam in his eyes.

    Take out. Yeah, that’s exactly what she wanted, except it wasn’t food she wanted to take out as she noted the way his jeans stretched across his bulging manhood. Either he had another Shalvis book in there or he was very happy to see her.

  9. Laurie says:

    Either he had another Shalvis book in there or he was happy to see her. Of course, if he did have a Shalvis book he would be happy with or without seeing her. Perhaps she could convince him to read aloud to her . . .

  10. Niny says:

    Perhaps she could convince him to read aloud to her…

    or… she could convince him to take her and the take out in his Harley and promise to…

  11. Caro says:

    or… she could convince him to take her and the take out in his Harley and promise to get her home safely — after taking the long way home.

    She immediately told herself that thought was…

  12. Judy F says:

    She immediately told herself that thought was wishful thinking.

    Then he whipped off his sunglasses and said …

  13. kim H says:

    “would you like a ride on my harley”

    She thought is a fantasy come true…

  14. Cece says:

    She thought is this a fantasy come true…

    Until she noticed that he was blind.

    “I-I-I can’t leave my takeout!” she stuttered, pointing to the bag on the seat beside her. “Maybe you could–

  15. eve says:

    She thought it was a fantasy come true, tight jeans, Harley and a Jill Shalvis book. Get a Clue, huh? Maybe they could find a hot pink vibrator to make everything perfect.

  16. » Fun STuff Celia Stuart ~ Sultry Southern Fiction says:

    [...] First off…Jet over to Jill Shalvis’ for a fun story game! [...]

  17. Laurie says:

    Maybe they could find a hot pink vibrator to make everything perfect. But then he spoke “You won’t be needing that vibrator, darlin’, I can take care of your every desire and need. I have been blinded by your beauty, if only we . . .”

  18. Mary Stella says:

    I have been blinded by your beauty, if only we . . .”

    “Life’s wayyy to short for ‘if only’,” she cried, dropping her take-out bag. Grabbing his shoulders for support, she boosted herself up into his arms. “We’ve got motive and opportunity. Now all we need is . . .”

  19. Nichole L says:

    Now all we need is a bed.”

    “Why don’t we hop on your Harley and go on a wild ride.” Take me to your place and we’ll…

  20. Gail says:

    Eat the fast food and you can read to me from Get A Clue. We’ll skip to the good parts, of course, and then . . .

  21. Laurie G says:

    Burn some rubber and “Take me to your place and we’ll turn on some Steppenwolf “Born to be Wild” and set those sheets ON FIRE

    Afterwards, we’ll sit back and

  22. kim H says:

    you can feed me strawberries and champagne in the nude.

    He says…….

  23. Barbara says:

    don’t forget the chocolate sauce and whipped cream.

    To which she replies…

  24. Danica says:

    “don’t forget the chocolate sauce and whipped cream.

    To which she replies…”

    But of course. Now we just need some-

  25. eve says:

    But of course. Now we just need some of Shalvis’ Blazes. There are hot love scenes there to act out.

  26. kim H says:

    there are hot love scenes there to act out.

    He says i can do that times 100

    she replies….

  27. eve says:

    she replies “Then what are we waiting for? Let me ride your … Harley and get back to some hot sheets.

  28. kim H says:

    harley and get back to some hot sheets

    We can burn them and then a cold shower together….

  29. eve says:

    We can burn them and then take a cold shower together, because believe me, when I’m through with you, you’ll need cooling down.

  30. Donna M says:

    when I’m through with you, you’ll need cooling down.
    Later, we can heat them up again.

  31. jeanne says:

    later, we can heat them up again.

    Then you can explain how you drive that Harley blind and you can show me some of your moves…

  32. kim H says:

    Then you can explain how you drive that Harley blind and you can show me some of your moves…

    He says I will be happy too as long as you can do that thing with your tongue again.

    She giggles and says

  33. Pat says:

    Sure how about right now I show you my tongue action. How about you show me what you can do with your…:bananadance:

  34. kim H says:

    show me what you can do with your

    hands.

    she says keep it warm and keep it coming…

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