Today’s Fairy Tale …
October 31, 2005 | Filed under: Stuff
Once upon a time, there was a noncomforming sparrow who decided not to fly south for the winter. However, soon the weather turned so cold that he reluctantly started to fly south. In a short time, ice began to form on his wings and he fell to the earth in a barnyard, almost frozen. A cow passed by and crapped on the little sparrow. The sparrow thought it was the end. But, the manure warmed him and defrosted his wings. Warm and happy, able to breathe, he started to sing. Just then a large cat came by and hearing the chirping, investigated the sounds. The cat cleared away the manure, found the chirping bird and promptly ate him.
The moral of the story:
1. Everyone who shits on you is not necessarily your enemy.
2. Everyone who gets you out of the shit is not necessarily your friend.
3. And, if you’re warm and happy in a pile of shit, keep your mouth shut.
Posted by Jill @ 7:03 am | Make a Comment
Kathleen says:
Those morals are so very true to life!:rotfl:
Posted on October 31st, 2005 at 8:31 amHappy Halloween everyone!!:twisted:(this was the only icon that was halloweenish:smile: )
Judy F says:
Thanks Jill I needed that laugh.
Happy Halloween everyone.:shocked:
Posted on October 31st, 2005 at 9:05 amLaurie says:
Words of wisdom.
Posted on October 31st, 2005 at 9:30 amSusan says:
Isn’t that the truth!:rotfl:
Posted on October 31st, 2005 at 9:31 amkim H says:
very funny:lol:
Posted on October 31st, 2005 at 9:32 amMelissa says:
Love this! I feel like I’m clomping around in a pile of shit and I’m not warm and happy. :wall:
HAPPY HALLOWEENIE EVERYBODY!
Posted on October 31st, 2005 at 10:14 amJill says:
I nearly forgot … HAPPY HALLOWEEN everyone! May you all be surrounded by the candy of your choice all day long …
Posted on October 31st, 2005 at 10:17 amKelly says:
LOL!! Good one, Jill!!:lol:
Posted on October 31st, 2005 at 11:12 amAngie says:
Truer words have never been spoken!
Posted on October 31st, 2005 at 11:28 amHAPPY HALLOWE’EN everyone!
May your day be filled with all treats and no tricks!
Christa Runge says:
So true.:hyper:
Posted on October 31st, 2005 at 11:32 amChrista Runge says:
Oops I fogot Happy Halloween!!
Posted on October 31st, 2005 at 11:34 amMik says:
My candy of choice today is candy corn. And this is great wisdom.
Posted on October 31st, 2005 at 11:41 amTrace says:
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted on October 31st, 2005 at 12:05 pmMarcy says:
Happy Halloween!!
:bananadance:
Posted on October 31st, 2005 at 1:33 pmSue says:
HAPPY HALLOWEEN every one have a save one
Posted on October 31st, 2005 at 1:38 pmthat was very funny
Sandy J says:
This is hysterical! And so true! Happy Halloween!
Posted on October 31st, 2005 at 1:52 pmKarmen says:
Ture, so very true!
Happy Halloween. Make sure your kids pay the Parent Tax. (you get your cut before they get their take home candy):yes:
Posted on October 31st, 2005 at 2:59 pmeve says:
:rotfl:
Posted on October 31st, 2005 at 3:07 pmHappy Halloween – we’re having thunderstorms so don’t know if we’ll have trick-or-treaters or not – told mom we’ll start with the candy we don’t like and if we don’t have a lot of kids, we’ll have a bunch of candy we like left over. I know, it would be better, diet-wise, if we did it the other way and the candy we don’t like was left over. (huge sigh)
Toni Anderson says:
LOL–cow poop–yuk!! :yuck:
Posted on October 31st, 2005 at 3:10 pmmary beth says:
ahahahahaha!
Posted on October 31st, 2005 at 4:01 pmBeth Ciotta says:
Jeez, ya learn something everyday.
Happy Halloween!! 
Posted on October 31st, 2005 at 4:38 pmShesawriter says:
Wonderful story!
Made me smile.
Tanya
Posted on October 31st, 2005 at 6:02 pmJennifer says:
:rotfl:Happy Halloween:rotfl:
Posted on October 31st, 2005 at 7:08 pmMaureen Child says:
Okay Jill, you really got me with that one!! :rotfl: Color me warm and happy!
Maureen
Posted on October 31st, 2005 at 7:11 pmBrandy says:
Love the story, so-so true. Happy Halloween! :yes:
Posted on October 31st, 2005 at 7:16 pmDonna M says:
:rotfl: Great story!
Posted on October 31st, 2005 at 8:28 pmHappy Halloween to everyone! Hope your day was filled with good treats & eats!:smile:
Cece says:
Lordy, Lordy ain’t that the truth! :rolleyes:
Posted on November 1st, 2005 at 1:07 pm