So the fam dragged me to Costco. All I wanted to do was be alone and read my Kindle, but would anyone listen? NO. So we walk into Costco and I said “I have to go to the bathroom.”
This seemed reasonable to Alpha Man, and he headed off to the tool section.
I didn’t go to the bathroom. I went straight to the furniture aisle, sat, got comfy, and pulled out my Kindle. I figured I had at least half an hour before anyone realized I was missing.
I had five minutes…
But it was a good five minutes. Where is the most embarrassing place you’ve ever been caught sneaking a read?