How I got kicked off Facebook

Yesterday Facebook grounded me for posting “pornographic” content. Now I am flat out guilty of posting, ahem, tasteful, gorgeous man flesh pics, I’ll give you that. But pornographic? Uh, no. Never.

Okay, once.

Here’s the first of the two pics that I got locked out of my account for. Oh, and fair warning, NOT SUITABLE FOR WORK.

Hee. Goodness, that one still makes me laugh.

As for the other pic, well, I have no defense. This one really was naughty. I do know it. But I couldn’t help it. Because I captioned it as follows:

“Damn, I know I’m forgetting something!”

Seriously. That’s a little funny, right? ๐Ÿ˜†

Anyway, so that’s the story. That’s how I got locked out of my Facebook account for 36 hours and counting. Someone complained — twice — and just fyi, Facebook has a three strikes and you’re out policy. Which means one more strike and I’m banned for life. Page shut down. Fun over.

We all know that’s just a matter of time. ๐Ÿ‘ฟ

Whatever will I do with all the hours I regain? Hmmm, that’s a thought for later. ๐Ÿ˜›

152 Comments on “How I got kicked off Facebook

  1. I’m pretty sure I saw the second picture posted on more than just your Facebook page. The first one made me snort. ๐Ÿ˜‰

  2. Geez! Couldn’t they just stop following your page? Why’d they have to report you for that?! I personally find the first funny and the second, well, not funny… ๐Ÿ˜‰

  3. Whoever complained needs a life ! Seriously, why can’t Jill post a few pictures for fun ? The only complaint I would ever have is that I should always have a tissue ready so I can wipe the drool off my screen ๐Ÿ™‚

  4. It only takes one to ruin the good for the rest of us! Love both pics! Did u celebrate National Cookie Day yesterday?

  5. Geez whoever complained needs to get over themselves!! And they must not get out much. I mean have they SEEN what’s out there on the web???? And this bothers them?

    If you get banned then we should all close down our FB pages in protest. (Is that possible?)

  6. Why didn’t they just ‘unlike’ you and be done with it. My niece is a teacher so she doesn’t use her name for FB because all the parents wouldn’t like it if she posted an adult joke. Maybe if you get kicked off you could develop a different name???? Just saying, I get such a kick out of what you Kristan post…I have seen 10 times worse so it must be because someone complained.

  7. So no more hottie pics on Facebook… just pinterest! Weird, considering Jed Hill the model has half naked pictures of himself up on Facebook and no ones complaining… ROFL. Some of your readers are ultra conservative aka boring I guess…

  8. But they won’t kick the guy off who continually posts on Amazon Kindle’s page, when his profile pic is two people actually having intercourse? Go figure.

  9. WELL…I suppose those hottie pics will have to be relegated to Pinterest and the blog!

    Of course, one person’s porn is another person’s art.

  10. Well, it seems to me they should clikc ‘unlike’ if they wish not to see such content.

    I on the other hand look forward to your daily post’s & man wars. Always keeping extra kleenex at my desk for the drool.

    Good thing we still have Pinterest ๐Ÿ˜€

  11. Have the the facebook people never read a hot romance before? Don’t they know what is in these books. The pictures just reflect the same. We never see the ‘good’ parts anyway (sigh). But you can put them on the blog EVERY single day and no one here would complain. In fact, all our aches, pains and problems would magically disappear…you’d be helping us. We could start calling you Dr. Jill.

    Loved the cartoon…but you know you will hit a third strike soon…you can’t help yourself ๐Ÿ˜‰

    BTW…THAT MAN IS HOT!!!!!!!!

  12. I’ve often heard it said that the most aggressive and mean-spirited acts come from those with repressed, angry lives. Sad, really, that anyone must be living a life so devoid of joy, humor and appetite to stoop to complaining about gentle fun like your photos.

    The best revenge is to keep on living your own life with zest. And it goes with out saying, by the way you enrich ours. ๐Ÿ˜Ž

  13. You are just a rebel. Just think of all the fun you can have saying you are too sexy for Facebook. Banned books just get more press so you should be laughing all the way to the bank when they ban you from FB.

  14. I agree whoever complained needs to get a grip. I always say if you don’t like something then turn the other way. I have seen way worse on FB and if I don’t like it, I either “unlike” the person or let it go…oh well, we still have Pinterest and Twitter. Bring on the hot men!

  15. Ya know I did notice I didn’t see very many posts from you lately. Now I know why. You devil woman! It makes me wonder why people follow you if they are going to complain about a picture. You didn’t just start acting this way, you have been giving like this all along ๐Ÿ˜‰ I love that pic! Keep your head up and keep posting! We love you!!!

  16. Well, if you do get a third strike be sure to go out in a blaze of glory! The Full Monty style! Been missing you on FB. How much more time?

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