Why don’t I have words? I blame the allergy meds. Alpha Man says I should be honest and blame the real culprit. The blue berry muffins.
Yes, the whole batch. Look, they were a homemade mother’s day present from the girls and I couldn’t just snub such a gift.
Gah. I probably should have stopped at two. Or ten.
You know what? I don’t want to talk about it.